Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb (2003 Video Game)

David Esch: Indiana Jones

Quotes 

• Indiana Jones : [upon encountering the saw trap in Prague]  In times like this, I realize that I should've kept that teaching job.

• Marshall Kai, Ch'in Shi-Huang-Ti : My apologies, Doctor Jones. My partner is cursed with a vivid imagination and an impetuous tongue.

  Indiana Jones : Reminds me of my last date.

• Wu Han : The Black Dragon Fortress is located at the peak of those mountains.

  Indiana Jones : I don't suppose they have an elevator.

  Wu Han : No, but there is a gondola system that runs throughout the entire complex.

  Indiana Jones : It can't be that easy.

  Wu Han : It's not. The system is located in the middle of a Nazi submarine base.

  Indiana Jones : Figures.

• Indiana Jones : [every time Indy finds a secret artifact]  I'm gonna be a rich man... if I ever get out of this alive.

• Indiana Jones : I think someone just stepped on my grave.

• Von Beck : Guten tag, Doctor Jones. A beautiful day for a swim, is it not? I would join you, but I'm afriad I have forgotten my bathing suit.

  Indiana Jones : No problem. I can lend you mine. It's back at the hotel.

  Von Beck : [laughs]  The famous American sense of humor. I never really understood it.

• Indiana Jones : Have I ever mentioned how absolutely stunning you look in that dress?

  Mei Ying : It's the third time you've mentioned it, Doctor Jones.

• Indiana Jones : Not bad. Sometimes, I impress even myself.

• [repeated line] 

  Indiana Jones : I have a bad feeling about this.

• Indiana Jones : [when Indy finds an artifact]  Fortune and glory, here I come!

• Indiana Jones : [after putting on a German officer uniform to disguise himself]  They say women like a man in uniform. I think this is probably an exception.

• Mei Ying : [after Indy is scared by a snake-shaped torch]  What's the matter? It's just a snake.

  Indiana Jones : It's a long story...

• Indiana Jones : [fighting the Feng Twins]  I don't hit women. But in your case, I'll make an exception.

• Indiana Jones : [Picking up a shotgun or an MP 40]  This oughta even up the odds.

• Indiana Jones : [upon encountering the giant crocodile]  Whoa! Looks like somebody's been overfeeding the fish. If I don't get that monster out of the way, this is going to be a really short swim.

• Indiana Jones : [taking off the German officer disguise]  Time to ditch the goon suit.

• Mei Ying : Be careful, Doctor Jones. The path to the Dragon's Heart is more dangerous than you can imagine.

  Indiana Jones : It always is, sweetheart.

• Indiana Jones : [picking up dynamite]  I'll try not to blow myself up.