Full Metal Panic! (2002–2006)

Chris Patton: Sousuke Sagara, Sgt. Sousuke Sagara, Sgt. Sagara Sousuke

Quotes 

• Sousuke Sagara : [after realizing Kaname is on a date with another guy]  Well, now I understand the relieved. I feel very situation.

• Sousuke Sagara : [to a mass of hysterical students]  What are you people crying for?

  Kaname Chidori : Quiet, you! We're all busy reflecting on the human conscience right now. You just stay over there and die!

• Ms. Kagurazaka : As this is an activity outside school grounds I ask that everybody act in an appropriate manner

  [turning harshly to Sousuke] 

  Ms. Kagurazaka : Especially Sagara! Is that understood?

  Sousuke Sagara : Yes, ma'am. I shall put my skills to good use to defend the honor of our cherished school, it's a privilege, ma'am!

  Ms. Kagurazaka : I mean, do you understand the meaning of the word "appropriate"?

  Sousuke Sagara : Yes. I will make sure to use the appropriate weapon.

  Ms. Kagurazaka : No!

  [the entire class winces] 

• Issei Tsubaki : Sagara! Sagara! Sagara!

  [can't see because his glasses aren't on and he is looking for Sousuke among the class] 

  Sousuke Sagara : Put your glasses on, Tsubaki

  Issei Tsubaki : Shut up! Why didn't you make it to the duel?

  Sousuke Sagara : What duel?

  Issei Tsubaki : Don't play stupid, you know I put a letter of challenge in your locker yesterday!

  Kaname Chidori : [slides over]  So that was a letter of challenge

  Sousuke Sagara : That's news to me...

  Issei Tsubaki : What? You mean you didn't read it?

  Sousuke Sagara : I'm afraid I couldn't I blew it up.

  Issei Tsubaki : What are you, some kind of freak? Take this, Sagara!

  Issei Tsubaki : [takes the Janitor down instead with the move he had intended to hit Sousuke with]  Well, have you learned your lesson, Sagara?