Brother Bear (2003)

Rick Moranis: Rutt

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Quotes 

• Kenai : I'm not a bear. I hate bears.

  Rutt : Well, gee, eh, you're one big beaver.

• Tuke : I love... dew.

  Rutt : I love dew too.

• Rutt : You wouldn't like us, eh. We're really gamey.

  Tuke : Ya... eat hoof-for-brains over there.

  Rutt : Oh nice, eh. pine-cone breath!

  Tuke : Crusty tail!

  Rutt : Twig legs!

  Tuke : Big nose!

  [Rutt gasps] 

  Tuke : ... sorry.

  Rutt : You went too far that time.

• Kenai : I was transformed into a bear, magically. I was lifted into the sky by my brother.

  Tuke : Uh-huh.

  Tuke : [fake cough]  You're *crazy*!

  Rutt : Gesundheit.

  Tuke : [fake cough]  No, a *fruitcake*!

  Rutt : Are you okay?

  Tuke : [fake cough]  No, that *bear* over *there*! He's *crazy*!

  Kenai : I'm not crazy!

  Tuke : Who ever said you were? We understand. either.

  Kenai : You do?

  Tuke : Yeah, we're not really moose either.

  Rutt : We're not?

  Tuke : No, we're more... like squirrels.

  Rutt : Oh, yeah. Beauty, eh? Well, he's a squirrel. I'm more of a pure-breed wolverine. Look at these cuspids. Rrrr!

  Tuke : Give him some room.

  Kenai : Why am I even talking to a couple of dumb moose?

  Tuke : No, we're squirrels, eh?

  Rutt : Wolverine.

• Rutt : I can't believe you totaled a mammoth.

  Tuke : Hey, that mountain came out of nowhere.

  Rutt : I cannot accept what you have to say.

  Tuke : Oh, come on, it was in my blind spot!

• Rutt : Oh, gee! I think he's seen us, eh! Now what?

  Tuke : Act like we're not here.

  Rutt : Oh. Ah, we're not here!

• Rutt : Oh, I wouldn't go that way, eh.

  Tuke : Why not?

  Rutt : Uh, there was a reason.

  Tuke : Well you brought it up.

  Rutt : I'm trying, but you keep talking...

  [Kenai is caught in a snare and the moose watch him bounce around] 

  Tuke : So, you think of it yet?

  Rutt : No, but it's driving me nuts too, eh?

• [to his brother] 

  Rutt : Sorry! You've been replaced with my dear brother... gee, I forget you name, what's your name again...?

  Koda : I don't want anymore brothers.

  Rutt : See? He's had enough of you too, eh.

• Tuke : Do you wanna play "I Spy"?

  Rutt : Yeah.

  Tuke : Okay, I spy something... green.

  Rutt : Tree?

  Tuke : Ohh!

  Rutt : Okay, my turn. I spy something... tall.

  Tuke : Tree.

  Rutt : Ohh!

  Tuke : My turn. I spy something... with bark.

  Rutt : Tree.

  Tuke : Ohh!

  Rutt : Okay, I spy something... a vertical log.

  Tuke : Tree.

  Rutt : Ohh!

  Tuke : Okay, I spy...

  Rutt : Tree!

  Tuke : Ohh!

  Rutt : Okay...

  Tuke : Tree!

  Rutt : But I didn't spy anything!

  Tuke : It counts!

  [pause] 

  Rutt : Tree!

  Tuke : Ohh, let's play something else.

• Tuke : [sees Denahi]  R-Rutt...

  Rutt : Go away, eh? I'm eating twigs.

  Tuke : Rutt...

  Rutt : Go away, eh? You're breaking my concentration.

  Tuke : We should go...

  Rutt : Why?

  Tuke : ...like right now.

  Rutt : I can't, I'm still digesting. I'll get cramps, eh?

  [Sees Denahi] 

  Rutt : Ah, gee, he's after us!

  Tuke : Get going, little brother!

  Rutt : Ow, ooh... Cramp!

• [Tuke is "driving" a mammoth] 

  Tuke : Get out, eh. I'm driving.

  Rutt : Wha... when can I have a turn, eh?

  Tuke : It's not as easy as it looks. Now just watch what I do, okay?

  Rutt : Well, let's get a back seat or something. It looks like ya hunted me.

• Rutt : Hey, you know what this calls for? A pile of delicious barley and amber wheat on a cool bed of malted hops, eh.

  Tuke : I like it!

• Rutt : Hey, don't go near this patch here, eh. Something went in here.

• Tuke : What's he getting all worked up about, eh?

  Rutt : I don't know. Maybe the goose pooped on him, eh?