Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Vince Vaughn: Reese Feldman

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• Reese Feldman : If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.

• Reese Feldman : You know a lot about golf.

  Huggy Bear : I know even more about grass.

• Reese Feldman : It's not a boat, it's a yacht.

• Bat Mitzvah Singer : Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.

  Reese Feldman : What's that supposed to mean?

• Starsky : Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.

  Reese Feldman : Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?

  [Starsky point his gun to Reese] 

  Reese Feldman : Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.

  Starsky : Pop the trunk, Candyman.

  Hutch : You heard him. Pop it!

  Captain Doby : What the hell are you two doing?

  Starsky : Pop IT!

• Reese Feldman : [Kitty kisses Reese]  Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?

  Kitty : I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...

  Reese Feldman : Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.

• Reese Feldman : [to a drug dealer]  Coke: It costs *money*. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money.

  [pointing at his mistress] 

  Reese Feldman : Do you think Kitty's free?

  Kitty : What?

• Reese Feldman : Goodbye, heroes.

• Reese Feldman : Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?

  Kitty : No you look really good, you're really bronzing.

• Kitty : Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.

  Reese Feldman : Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.

• Hutch : Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?

  Reese Feldman : Actually, that's a yacht.

  Hutch : Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.

  Starsky : Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?

• Starsky : This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do.

  Elizabeth : A pony?

  Reese Feldman : Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you.

  Starsky : Hey there, little fella. You OK?

• Big Earl : [on the phone with Reese Feldman]  What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.

  Reese Feldman : What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?

  Big Earl : Oh that's gorgeous.

  Reese Feldman : You sick son of a bitch.

  Big Earl : Don't hang up. Don't hang up.

  [Reese hangs up] 

• [first lines] 

  Kitty : Don't stress. Just relax.

  Reese Feldman : I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?

  Terrence Meyers : Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.

  Reese Feldman : Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.

• Reese Feldman : Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."

• Reese Feldman : Frankly, we're a little mimed out.

• Starsky : Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.

  [Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen] 

  Hutch : Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...

  Starsky : [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck]  Hutch!

  Reese Feldman : Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!

  Kevin : Put it down!

  Captain Doby : You relax pal. Relax!

  Kevin : Let's do it!

  Reese Feldman : Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!

  Kevin : What the hell are we doing?

  Reese Feldman : Do it now! Put it down!