Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003)
Nick Cannon: Alvin Johnson
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Quotes
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Paris Morgan : You know, Al. There's something we've been avoiding all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do.
Alvin Johnson : I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it?
Paris Morgan : [laughs] Well... just go for it. Ya know?
[they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her]
Alvin Johnson : We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning in the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene, but a dignified scene 'cause you know we got to protect our reps.
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Alvin Johnson : Morning dime, pieces!
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Aretha Johnson : School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day.
Alvin Johnson : You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.
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Alvin Johnson : [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket] "Sean Jo!"
Kenneth Warman : Could be Asian?
Walter Colley : [in a Japanese accent] Sean Jo.
[regular voice]
Walter Colley : It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now.
Kenneth Warman : Yeah that's how hot she is!
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Paris Morgan : Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little too much.
Alvin Johnson : [panicky] I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!
Paris Morgan : Look, whatever!
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Alvin Johnson : [about Paris Morgan] She's like frappachino with hips.
Walter Colley : With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream.
Chuck Mattock : Clearly Alvin isn't masturbating enough.
Walter Colley : Well, thank God i don't have that problem. Holler at ya boy
[puts out hands for daps]
Kenneth Warman : [looks at Walter's hand] I'm not touching that.
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Alvin Johnson : Popularity is so much better than being a social leper.