Grand Theft Parsons (2003)

Johnny Knoxville: Phil Kaufman

Quotes 

• Phil Kaufman : What the hell are you doing?

  Larry Oster-Berg : The steering lock is on!

  Phil Kaufman : Well, turn it off.

  Larry Oster-Berg : I can't. He's got the key!

  Phil Kaufman : So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle.

  Larry Oster-Berg : Yes!

• Phil Kaufman : We'll be goin' now that your sign is no longer impeding our forward progress.

• Larry Oster-Berg : Tell me we have not stolen a real person.

  Phil Kaufman : Look, the place I get the coffins from probably hasn't filed a report yet. It will be sorted out within the hour. Trust me.

  Larry Oster-Berg : Hoo! I'm overflowing with trust for you, man. I feel this overwhelming feeling of trust every time I look at you!