Grind (2003)
Joey Kern: Sweet Lou
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Quotes
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[Dustin and Eric are having a serious conversation when someone farts]
Matt : Greetings from the interior...
Eric : Matt!
Sweet Lou : I think I can taste that one...
[Another fart is let loose]
Eric : MATT!
Matt : That wasn't me.
Bell Clerk : Sorry, that was me. Whoo! Can I have my underwear back?
[Guys take off in van]
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Sweet Lou : Wham, bam, steal the van.
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Sweet Lou : Sweet Lou cleans no man's poop.
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Sweet Lou : Sweet Lou cleans no man's poo.
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Dustin : Guys, what are we doing in a clown college?
Sarah Jensen : [Female clown appears] Matty!
Matt : Hey, Mom.
Sarah Jensen : We missed the hell out of you!
Sweet Lou : Those are Matt's parents?
Dustin : They really are clowns.
Sarah Jensen : [Gets away and rubs her nose] You reek!
Matt : Hey, Dad.
Denise : [Girl appears] Matt?
Matt : What's up?
Denise : You smell funky.
[Making fun of him]
Denise : Wait, wait, don't tell me. Give me a second. I'm really good at this.
Matt : I'm covered in shit.
Denise : Oh!
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Sweet Lou : What's up?
Denise : [Shoots a clown gun that shows a flag] Bang.
Sweet Lou : I can't believe you're Matt's sister.
Denise : Me either.
Sweet Lou : So you want to... Wanna...
Denise : [She takes his glasses off and put them on the table] "You want to...?" Do you wanna learn how to throw a pie?
[puts a plate of pie on his hand]
Denise : Bet you never turn down pie.
[Licks her finger]