Naked Weapon (2002) User Reviews

Get Stupid - Kung Fu

[Bob-45 · 5/10 · 22 December 2004]

Amateurishly written, directed and acted, "Naked Weapon" is still worth seeing for some pretty impressive one-on-one martial arts sequences, the two involving Maggie Q., especially. The females in this movie are uniformly strong and the males are either brutish or stupid. The movie contains some pretty repellent aspects as well.

WARNING: SPOILERS If you like movies where 13 year old girls are shot, women are drugged and raped and two are tortured to death, then NAKED WEAPON is for you.

Young girls with sports or martial arts skills are kidnapped and placed in a concentration camp on a remote island. Those who resist or try to escape are shot. Of the 40 who begin the training, only three are allowed to live. They are paid $1,000,000 per year to murder male targets. An inept Asian CIA agent tracks down one, Charlene (Maggie Q.) END OF SPOILERS The group fights are pretty bad, likely reflecting the minimal skills of many of the female participants. The scenes involving shooting are pretty bad, too. Many of the shooters don't appear to be too interested in their targets. There is one pretty impressive scene, however, involving a shoulder fired missile and a car.

If the more repellent aspects don't turn your stomach, you're likely to involve the one-on-one combat.

I give "Naked Weapon" a "5".

On the Trail of Three Beautiful Female Assassins

[Uriah43 · 5/10 · 4 December 2016]

This movie begins with a female Chinese assassin named "Theona Birch" (Marit Thoresen) getting out of a car at a hotel in Rome. Once she gets to her assigned hotel room she then has sex with the occupant before killing him with her bare hands. After that she also kills the guards waiting outside of the hotel room but is subsequently killed while attempting to drive off. As it so happens, the assassin worked for an Asian woman named "Madame M" (Almen Pui-Ha Wong) who recruits young girls at around the age of twelve and trains them on how to fight and kill at her own special camp on a remote island. After six years of intense training the young women are then tasked to kill each other with only three women by the names of "Charlene Ching" (Maggie Q) "Jing" (Jewel Lee), and "Catherine" (Anya) managing to survive. Afterwards, they are given one last brutal lesson by being raped and then sent on their respective missions. However, the CIA is aware of them and one specific agent named "Jack Chen" (Daniel Wu) has made it his personal mission to track down Madame M and abolish her organization--and Charlene is his main target in that regard. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this film had its good points and bad points. It started off pretty well and the action definitely kept things moving along at a brisk pace. Likewise, Maggie Q, Jewel Lee and Anya certainly didn't hurt the scenery in any way. On the other hand, the script was in need of serious improvement, the acting was mediocre and some of the scenes were much too silly and far-fetched. All in all then, while I don't believe that this was a bad film necessarily, the faults were just too obvious to be ignored and because of that I have rated this movie accordingly. Average.

Assassin thriller spoilt by over-stylised fights

[Leofwine_draca · 4/10 · 16 October 2012]

While I love the brand of kick-ass martial-arts action usually served up by Hong Kong producers, NAKED WEAPON is one of those movies that falls down on the strength of its (many) fight scenes. The fights incorporate the kind of flashy cross-cutting that's used to disguise the inability of the participants to fight properly; it happens in a lot of Hollywood productions but not so many Chinese, mainly because Chinese actors are better fighters on the whole. Then, to add insult to injury, the film starts to utilise the kind of wirework/CGI heavy over stylised fights of THE MATRIX and CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON in which characters stand on each other's heads and perform physically impossible movies. It doesn't look cool, it's just silly.

It's a shame, because the movie kicks off with a crowd-pleasing action sequence in which a RPG is fired at a car to explosive effect. Unfortunately, from that point in, it all goes downhill. The female protagonists are whisked off to a remote island, where they're trained in the arts of death for six years before being subjected to a tournament to discover the ultimate killer (sadly, unlike AZUMI, the film doesn't follow through with its promise here). Who the people are running this island, or where they get the millions it must cost to run such an operation, is never explored.

Sadly, while former model Maggie Q looks the part as the female fighter, she doesn't really amount to all that much in the action stakes, leaving a bit of a vacuum at the film's core. The ever-reliable Daniel Wu does his best to fill that void with a decent supporting performance, but his character is left stranded on the sidelines for much of the running time and the rest of the cast is populated by terrible western actors (as usual with Hong Kong films, they're mostly Australians) giving embarrassingly awful turns. Sadly, when an all-action film has such disappointing fight scenes, it doesn't leave much reason to watch

Dumb but fun action yarn

[Mike Astill · 28 January 2003]

Charlene (Maggie Q) is a young girl who finds herself imprisoned and trained to be an assassin, along with a group of other girls including Katt (An Ya) and the psychotic Jing (Jewel Lee). Six years later, these three girls are the only ones left alive to pass the grade, and are sent out into the outside world to become assassins, working under the control of the sinister Madame M.

What follows is a pretty much non-stop fight scene, big explosions, blood and death. It's totally cool in a way that western films try so hard but fail to be (mentioning no Ballistics). It doesn't even matter that a lot of the fighting is weak and/or doubled, the lead girls – for all their inexperience – look and move great. There's lots of wirework and plenty of camera trickery, but it gets away with it by being far more fun than it has any right to be. I loved it, and if you like girls with guns, looking cool and shooting people in slow motion, you will too.

inhuman and cynical

[Suicyco · 2/10 · 11 October 2003]

I ordered this movie in HK because I thought it would be a nicely made action flick. The opening scene was quite promising, but then the gruesome story unfold... Soon reminded of Battle Royale (although I only know the plot of the movie), I was already not amused. But when a rape scene was casually staged as some kind of an 'initiation ritual' for the newly chosen winners of a fight-to-the-death, I was disgusted as I have never been before by any movie (and I even like splatter movies!). So although some action is not too bad - even the end fight has it's qualities - I totally regret having bought this movie. I recommend to anyone with some sense for ethics and decency to avoid this movie like the plague.

Stylish and sexy, spine-ripping assassin action.

[BA_Harrison · 7/10 · 5 January 2008]

Naked Weapon, from prolific writer/producer Wong Jing and director Siu-Tung Ching, is one of the most preposterous films that I have seen in a long time. It is also one of the most consistently entertaining.

Madame M (Almen Wong) is the head of an organisation that provides sexy assassins for hire. When an operative is killed, she abducts a large number of pretty teenage girls (all of whom are adept at fighting) and takes them to a remote island where they are trained for six years to become ruthless killers (special move: sever the spine with finger tips and remove several vertebrae!).

At the end of their gruelling training, the girls are pitted against each other in duels to the death. The last three alive are then given the opportunity to work for Madame M in exchange for their eventual freedom.

Hong Kong hotties Maggie Q, Anya, and Jewel Lee play the film's ridiculously attractive final trio of killers, and fans of slick, sexy action should not be disappointed: director Siu-Tung Ching delivers loads of high-kicking martial arts action scenes (thoughtfully shot in slow motion so as to give male viewers even longer to ogle the stars' bodies as they perform all manner of acrobatic moves); there are gratuitous bloody gun fights in which the gals sport teensy outfits; and we even get a couple of steamy sex scenes (Maggie Q kindly gets 'em out for the lads!).

It is true that this is a dumb, trashy, sexist, and brutally violent movie—an exercise in style over content which lacks convincing acting and a decent plot. But who cares, when you've got stunning visuals, a touch of gore, crazy Matrix-style fight scenes, and, towards the end, quite a bit of audacious wire-work (at one point, Charlene ends up balanced on one leg atop a bad guy's head)? Certainly not me!

stay away

[zconrad · 1/10 · 2 February 2003]

One of those movies which is so pathetic that it becomes a laugh to watch. The fight scenes are ridiculous to a point of being a Road Runner cartoon. It is a wonder how this ever got funded - this isn't B grade, it's Z grade!

Style over substance - but what style!

[sarastro7 · 7/10 · 2 April 2005]

The plot of Naked Weapon is not too bad, but the way it is ultimately presented leaves a lot to be desired. The pacing is dreadful, scenes are arranged haphazardly, and far, far more could have been done with the interesting premise. Most of the dialogue is really terrible.

However, even with all the shortcomings of the script, the movie is saved by its stylism. The action is pretty good, and while the characters obviously don't actually hit each other, their moves and speed are absolutely incredible and breathtaking. The acting is pretty good, too.

All in all, a highly entertaining package filled with sexy girls kicking ass. It's not as good as So Close, though.

7 out of 10.

So bad, it was perfect!

[madhattar · 1/10 · 30 April 2003]

I went into this film expecting it to be rather crap, but i wanted to see a mindless action kung fu flick with hot chics!

I WAS SO WRONG

it was a super crap film , completely mindless and the chics mega hot!

The plot was old the acting horrible and unbelievable the dialogue!!!! dumb as hell!!!! the continuity? the models aged 6 years, everyone else in the movie stayed the same!

all in all it was the worst movie i have ever seen, and they were seriouse through out, that is why it was so good!

it is the funniest movie i have ever seen, they were going to kick us out of the theatre for being so loud!

those monologues in thier heads are perfect! it was sooo cheesy i loved every second of it, we even kept laughing about it all the way back home, repeating lines and sequences!

perfectly carp!

the sad thing is they never kissed! and i wanted them to soooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

it was so bad yet so good that i don't know how to vote, but will decide eventually!

Exploitation; Thy Name Is Wong Jing

[himboy32 · 7/10 · 27 October 2005]

Naked Weapon tells the story of Charlene, a young Eurasian girl who is taken from her family at a young age by the ominous Madam M and raised as an assassin, while training she meets Katherine, whom she develops a sisterly bond with, six years later they are dispatched into the real world to use their skills as Madam M sees fit.

Soon a police detective who has been searching for Charlene for ever since she disappeared but soon an mysterious figure who has a personal vendetta with Madam M and her syndicate appears and both Charlene and Katherine must use the skills they have learnt to defend themselves.

This movie began it's life as a follow up to Wong Jing's cult classic Naked Killer but as with most of Jing's projects, the finished product is different to what was originally conceived.

So I'll begin with the film's plot, it's your average Wong Jing affair, two dimensional characters and some bland dialogue backed by some uneven acting, this is essentially an action movie, so really there's little need to care for the characters or the situations they find themselves in. Though, there where a lot of films with plots similar to this made in the 1980's when the Hong Kong film industry was at it's peak in terms of quality and amount of releases.

The acting, like I said, is uneven, Daniel Wu and Anya are the only two which give notable performances, I would say the same for Maggie Q but unfortunately her performance dips into melodramatic a couple times, though her performance overall is very good. There's no denying both Maggie and Anya are two extremely beautiful women so if the plot doesn't grab you, the leading ladies' good looks will.

The directing is competent, Ching Siu-Tung, who also did the film's martial arts sequences, did a good job, his talents can also be seen on the Steven Seagel sleeper hit Belly Of The Beast. the visuals are very good, that sheer will of the directing alone gives this film a high recommendation. though there is one particular sequence which should have been cut down or at least completely removed but alas this is a Wong Jing produced film so what can you do?

The action scenes are brilliant, Ching did a great job making anybody who threw a punch or a kick look like martial arts machines, don't expect anything realistic, that's not his style, it's very over the top but for a movie such as Naked Weapon, it works.

So overall I highly recommend this to Hong Kong film fans as it recalls itself to the glory days of HK film in the 80's when films being released like this where the norm and not over-stuffed pop vehicles like the industry seems to more interested in now.

For you DVD junkies I recommend the Region 2 double disc platinum release, it's chock full of great extras.

Ugly, brutal waste of time.

[Glurrk · 1/10 · 18 July 2004]

In one of the film's first scenes, a distraught 12 year old girl is gunned down. Charming. Later, we get to see a roomful of female prisoners ordered to kill their fellow prisoners, or be killed themselves. (The brutality that follows makes the knife-fight scene from "Saving Private Ryan" look like "The Sound of Music" in comparison.) Finally, the winners get to kill each other and the final prize is to be drugged and raped numerous times.

This pile of garbage doesn't get better later. A female assassin gets killed by having tiny shards of glass hit her in the face.(Because as you know, secret assassin schools train you to store your vital organs in your cheeks.) There are bottom-grade computer-generated effects to almost impress you, and just overall the worst choice you could make in looking for a Hong Kong action film. Oh, and by the way, there is far less nudity (virtually none)than the title implies, so if that's your angle, you could do better. Avoid this cinematic abomination at all costs.

Male fantasy kung-fu. Great fun!

[taxidriver_448 · 8/10 · 16 February 2005]

A word of warning: don't see this expecting intellectually challenging cinema. Naked Weapon is any man's wet dream- gorgeous female assassins go to exotic locations and take out high profile baddies (with mandatory sexy dancing before the kill).

The action might seem a bit tame for hardcore kung-fu fans (lots of wires and floaty camera moves disguise lack of fighting talent on the actors' parts), but for those of who just want to see some mindless violence, it does the job nicely. Unfortunately the plot has no direction (one set piece after another), and the dialogue is laughably bad. Thankfully, the cheesy lines are so bad they are actually quite entertaining, and blend in nicely with the whole B-movie feel of the film.

Far better than I expected- slick and escapist scenarios, high production values, and the action is great fun. I must however warn potential viewers that Daniel Wu is unspeakably bad as the earnest CIA guy on the tail of the killers- all he has to do is fill the audience in on the plot every now and again and get his ass kicked once. How hard can that be? Anyway, he messes that up nicely.

To conclude, Naked Weapon is the perfect film if you've been out drinking, come home at about 2.00 in the morning, and want to see a film where brain power is not expected from the audience. Two thumbs up!

Darker Gen-X style action movie that's entertaining to watch

[ebiros2 · 7/10 · 19 January 2013]

Early 2000's were difficult times for Hong Kong cinema. Eventually, it emerges strong with old male greats pulling the industry up by the bootstrap. You can see this in the likes of SPL, Infernal Affairs, and the likes. Female stars of the '80s and the '90s didn't fare so well, and practically none survived into the 21st century (maybe except Lau Ka Lin). So the search was to find fresh new faces that can carry the lead female role. This movie stars Maggie Q who puts in the darker Gen-X style acting into the action.

Wong Jin's style of entertainment is evident in this movie. It's got his usual expensive look and feel to the production, and selection of beautiful female actors. The story is bit like Battle Royale that was a hit in Japan around the same time. Bunch of young kids are forced to kill each other for the right to survive as the perfect assassin.

It's a cleverly put together movie, that has action, and little bit of skin exposure but maintains good taste.

I have no idea why the rating is so low here on this movie. It's a nice action movie that's entertaining to watch.

Terrible movie stay away

[alialthoay · 2/10 · 1 May 2020]

It was very hard to watch and i regret every minute i spent watching this movie To be fair there is two scenes were nice but the all movie was horrible and the acting was bad and bad sound effect and the script is trash

Hot Babes, Matrix-style fight scenes and an idiotic script

[prod74 · 16 July 2004]

What can I say about this movie. It was recommended to me by a friend with a warning: don't take it seriously. And he was right. This is a very entertaining movie if you can get past some very serious flaws, like an extremely bad script and some lousy acting.

What was good about the film: The soundtrack was very good and supported the movie well. The overall story was rather good and interesting. The women were beautiful and sexy. The fight scenes were superb - a little over the top, but still nicely done. Besides, the concept "hot women using their bodies as weapons" is really cool.

What was bad about the film: The acting leaves a lot to be desired in many occasions. The script was lousy, sometimes even stupid. The love story was badly portrayed and it was a bit out of place.

To sum it up: This movie is not Oscar material, you won't be thinking about it afterwards and it's not going to be in your list of all time favourites. Still, it's an action packed, highly entertaining film that will provide for a pleasant evening. I give it 7 out of 10.

Could have been good if not for the stupid friendship

[Anonymous_Maxine · 3/10 · 18 May 2009]

I will readily admit that I expected something completely different from what I got when I watched Naked Weapon. It has all the ingredients, including the title, of your standard t&a action flick, a curious subgenre that I am not completely averse to, although my girlfriend picked out the movie so I thought I was about to enjoy a guilt-free 90 minutes or so of relentlessly gratuitous nudity. Nope! Surprisingly enough, the movie has almost no nudity at all and makes an honest effort to pass on an honest and moving story.

That second part is an almost total failure, of course, but I give them points for effort. It's one of those rare movies where the tagline tells you almost everything you need to know about the movie – they seduce you before they kill you!

Yeah, whatever. That's just a promise for the endless nudity and sex scenes that aren't in the movie, and it actually does the movie a disservice by promising nothing but empty t&a while the movie itself is really trying to tell a good story. Whether or not the story is any good is up to you to decide, but I'm here to warn you that it's essentially a ripoff of Battle Royale, except it's not good.

A cold-blooded woman named Madame M kidnaps 40 preteen girls and takes them to an island at an undisclosed location in the middle of the ocean. They are offered a polite invitation to leave if they're unhappy upon their arrival, with the small detail that they are machine-gunned down on their way back to the helicopter. Those that remain spend the next 6 years of their lives going through a brutal boot-camp designed to turn them into deadly, hottie assassins.

You see, I can say hottie about a lot of 12-year-old girls here because by the time any of them are hot they're at least 6 years older than 12 and have killed all of the rest of the girls, usually with their bare hands, and really, what's hotter than chicks killing each other?

Well, your answer to that question will basically predict your opinion of the movie. If you would have no problem watching a bunch of puberty-bound girls being trained how to be sexy and how to be deadly at the same time, then this thing is for you. Personally I didn't mind it too much. I really wish they would have toned down the catastrophically bad acting and sporadic avalanches of cheese, but for a movie that attempts to give us such a belligerently outlandish premise as this and maintain a straight face, you have to give it at least some recognition. Good luck keeping a straight face yourself, though

Spine Tingling

[ferbs54 · 7/10 · 11 October 2007]

The title of this English-language, Hong Kong action flick, "Naked Weapon" (2002), may be a tad misleading. Though most of the gals in question here are undoubtedly quite dangerous customers, they nevertheless remain discreetly clothed, at least most of the time. The film, handsomely produced and directed with style to spare by Tony Ching Siu Tung, tells the story of Charlene, Katt and Jing, three kidnapped teenage girls who are the last survivors out of 40 at Madame M's six-year, private-island school for assassins. As a reward for their six years of grueling training, the girls are drugged, raped and sent out into the world to perform various hits for the good Madame, all the while being tracked by a dogged, Asian CIA agent. The film, I must say, though no John Woo thriller, does deliver the requisite goods. Thus, there are numerous over-the-top action sequences, many of them featuring spectacular swordsmanship, remarkable gunplay, and the antigravitic, bullet-timed martial-arts acrobatics that will be familiar to "Matrix" and "Crouching Tiger" fans. The film's two main characters, Charlene and Katt--played, respectively, by Maggie Q (a relative of Suzie?) and Anya--are both extremely attractive performers, and for the most part are fairly credible in their action scenes. The sisterly relationship between the two gives the film its heart; fellow captives at first, they grow to truly care for each other as they enter womanhood. The picture is constantly throwing unexpected twists at the viewer--the free-for-all melee in the barracks that Madame M (deliciously played by Almen Wong) demands, for example, is one that I surely never saw coming. So yeah, the whole flick is something of a gas. Those who have already seen it will perhaps understand me when I say that the picture's net effect is quite, uh, spine tingling...

So Bad.................

[DavyDissonance · 2/10 · 2 February 2017]

No. It's not a "so bad it's good" movie. Yes, this movie has hot chicks with tight butts and pretty faces. Yes, this movie has some good martial arts and gun fighting action. Yes, it has bloody violence that can cause a sexual provocation. Unfortunately, this has to be one of the most exasperating movies I have ever seen. I couldn't finish it. The acting was so horrible, I wished everyone in this movie died. And it's not the kind of acting that is bad in a funny way, either. It is like crying children combined with a chalkboard being scratched perpetually. The story had some good ideas like having a secret place that kidnaps 13 years old girls and training them to be killers and **** but the execution results in stupid friendship, lousy dramatization and horrible characterization.

On a positive note, you get to see Suzy Q do the splits and you get to see her PERFECT BUTT! And the action...... you know what? Kiss my fat ***! This movie sucks.

In conclusion: I wouldn't recommend this movie. That is all.

Smart act.

[shanfloyd · 7/10 · 2 April 2004]

The movie is quite enjoyable. The formula is simple; you want some high-tech action. Kung-fu? okay, better. You want Matrix-style action scenes? Delivered. Attractive women? There's Maggie Q for you. And now-a-days you want beautiful girls with guns, kicking ass. This movie shows how to manufacture them and sell them in market. They seduce dumbhearted guys and then kill them, just how you wished it should be. Then in the end, sense of humanity rises in their killer minds. And your heart gets filled up with compassion and forgiveness.

It may be all deja-vu, but a distinctive style made this movie quite entertaining. There is less over-acting and the characters are well crafted. The basic idea is in a way unique, however predictable the outcome may be. All I should say, this is a good movie to watch in a tired, relaxed mind and enjoy. I should give it 7/10.

Chek law dak gung (2002)

[SnakesOnAnAfricanPlain · 3/10 · 29 December 2011]

What a godawfully hilarious film. Naked Weapon is a film where not one single person has been cast because of their acting abilities. The delivery of the stale dialogue is painful at times. Once you get past all the hot girls kicking arse, there's nothing else. Its ultimate sin is to take itself too seriously. The editing is a huge pile of gobshite. People dive through the air and just don't stop. Sometimes it seems like a spoof. One scene has two women diving over a sofa in slow motion, without it feeling like part of the fight. By the end the film just gives up, introducing a new antagonist, despite the obvious build up of the Madame M character. The final fight makes no sense, like a lot of the dialogue, as people balance on the heads of their opponents and spin round and around. Delightfully cheesy, and painfully bad in equal measure.

Lousy script, nice story, great action !

[Mr. Bennett · 7/10 · 7 June 2004]

First of all, let me say that I am one of those that did not get the title of the movie, but that's another thing.

The first 30-40 minutes gives you the impression that you watch another film with trained killers in camps and staff. But then it gets a bit crueler, when the girls starts to get killed or kill one another. When Madam M tells them they have to kill each other you get, "what???" and by the time you realize it, you see it happening! It is a cruel scene given out nice, like the one were the last 10 girls fight for one of them to stay alive. And then you see that there is some serious choreography in this action flick. It reminds a lot of matrix and charlie's angels, but that doesn't matter. It still looks great!

It looks even greater with that terrific score. Right from the beginning it is in the right groove and rythm, changing from up beating and rhythmical to traditional lyrical Chinese music. This is a great score!

To the flaws, now. Lots of them. First of all, the script. Not good. There are scenes that just goes by and others that you go "come on...". There are even scenes that are ruined by some pretty dam lines, like when he runs to the hospital, and he starts saying how he feels and gets really personal, he almost hits a telephone booth!!! (i think) There are also some scenes that the choreography just goes a bit way too far, and you get a bit annoyed.

Acting is OK, I guess, with Maggie giving the best performance in the film, with all other actors follow from a long distance.

The final scene kind of pays back for the major flaws, with an over the top choreography, great scenery and once again great music.

Definitely watch this movie. Beautiful women kicking ass, great action. It's pure fun, if you fast forward the crap scenes. 7/10

Very well danced, very poor acted

[filmfreak-5 · 1/10 · 17 August 2003]

My god, this film is horrible. All fighting sequences in this flick are obviously not coordinated in any way, it is obviously dancing, a bit like Van Damme, only much much MUCH worse. The acting is incredibly bad - apart from the maybe the two main characters Kat and Charlene - but then again, this is simply just because all the other actors are far beyond horrible. I mean, if you cannot even deliver ONE simple line without having it sound readen, you should probably seek another career. What kept me watching this film to the end was simply the girl agent getting killed in the beginning - she was gorgeous, and I hoped to catch another glimpse of other girls in the same quality - but no....instead I was just left wasting 90 min. on a piece of disposable waste.. In short - I didn't like this film all that much

This is one wild dramatic action adventure you will not forget !

[XxwestsydepimpxX · 10/10 · 25 December 2004]

Using a combination of Hong Kong style fighting and simple emotionally charged drama, Chek Law Dak Gung (Naked Weapon) is a riveting film.

It characters are extremely likable and are presented to us in a three dimensional through the great directing and wonderful portrayals of the actors especially Maggie Q, Daniel Wu, and Anya. Its pacing and emotional power allow for a film that should be a blue print for many action films that would be better if they took a note from this cinematic work of art.

If you want to find a film that will give your strong believable acting, awesome action scenes, romance, and a great human story this film is all of that and much more.

LOOK FOR IT, IT IS Truly WORTH IT !

Absolute tosh. I loved it.

[goldeneagleUK · 7/10 · 21 January 2003]

Preposterous plot, feeble dialogue, but hey, who cares: it's great fun. Don't expect anything salacious - just some entertaining action, including some good fight scenes in a low-budget post-Matrix style. Enjoy.

Whoa is this movie bad

[relicz_r_crazy · 1/10 · 27 October 2004]

If this movie was any worse it would contain Madonna and 5 chimps eating hair! This was such a bad movie!

With these so-called 'ass-kicking' chicks being raped, murdered, sent to basically degrade themselves to kill some guy, and an extremely horrible ending. The plot doesn't follow on to where it should!

GRRRR! I had such high expectations too! :'( THE SHAME!! Seriously this movie should have Mickey Mouse in it! I can't believe how such a good plot could go to waste like this! It's disgraceful! I SPIT ON THIS MOVIE!