50 First Dates (2004)
Dan Aykroyd: Dr. Keats
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Quotes
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Dr. Keats : And now ladies and gentlemen I would like to introduce you to our most distinguished clinical subject: Tom
Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.
Henry : Henry.
Marlin : Marlin.
Doug : Doug.
Lucy : Lucy.
Ten Second Tom : Hi. Oh, those are cool flip flops. Where did you get them?
Doug : You like those? It's interesting story. I was over on the North Shore the other day...
Ten Second Tom : Hi, I'm Tom.
Henry : Henry.
Ten Second Tom : Hi.
Marlin : Marlin.
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Dr. Keats : [to Marlin] Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother a loud, obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
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Dr. Keats : Tom lost part of his brain in a hunting accident. His memory only lasts ten seconds.
Ten Second Tom : I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Dr. Keats : Don't worry, you're totally gonna get over it in about three seconds.
Ten Second Tom : Get over it? I mean, what happened? Did I get shot in the brain... Hi. I'm Tom.
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Dr. Keats : Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak.
Henry : Good. How's my temporal lobe looking there, Doc?
Dr. Keats : Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Doug : Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats : Note the intense overreaciton. That's the 'roids talking.
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Dr. Keats : Callahan Institute is the leading brain injury clinic in the Pacific Rim. We are funded out of Sandusky Ohio by T.B. Callahan, the automotive components tycoon...
[fade out]
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Dr. Keats : Sometimes I wish my wife had Goldfield Syndrome. That way she wouldn't remember last night when I called her mother, a loud obnoxious drunk with a face like J. Edgar Hoover's ass.
