Bart McCarthy: Captain Bart the Pirate
Quotes
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Captain Bart the Pirate : I never thought I'd see it with me own eye.
[Reaches into treasure chest]
Captain Bart the Pirate : Tickets to the SpongeBob Movie!
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Captain Bart the Pirate : You know, David Hasselhoff was a great artist.
Usher : Excuse me, sir. You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart the Pirate : What?
[Pulls out sword]
Captain Bart the Pirate : Say that again, if you dare!
Usher : [More assertive] You folks have to leave.
Captain Bart the Pirate : [pauses, then sobs] Okay.
[the pirates leave the theatre as the Usher continues to sweep the floor]
