Teacher's Pet (2004)

Debra Jo Rupp: Mrs. Helperman

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Helperman : NEATO!

• Spot/Scott : [as Grandma Leadready]  Young lady, I missed my chance to go to Florida when I was the boy's age. And look at what a bitter old woman it turned me into!

  Mrs. Helperman : Oh, you must be Scott's gran...

  Spot/Scott : [as Grandma Leadready]  I CAN'T TALK TO YOU I'M TOO BITTER!

• Mrs. Helperman : [to Leonard]  Did you just say "Spot"?

  Spot/Scott : [emerging in his Scott clothes]  No, Mrs. Helperman, he said "Scott".

• Mrs. Helperman : Well, that was strange.

• Mrs. Helperman : After all the trouble Mr. Manly-Manning has gone to, the least we can do is invite him in for a cup of coffee.

  Leonard : Coffee?

  Spot/Scott : I always wanted to try coffee.

  [Moments later, Scott has tried coffee and is completely hyped up] 

  Spot/Scott : Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage! Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil could pack such mellow, rich-roasting, good-to-the-last-drop flavor? By the way, were you aware that our 26th President, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt who originally coined the phrase "Good to the last drop"? Little known fact but true.

• Spot/Scott : [as Mrs. Leadready]  Why, Mary Lou Helperman! Hello and halleloo! If you weren't just sent from Heaven above to take our dear little Scott to Flor...

  Mrs. Helperman : I'm sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Leadready, but do you wanna hear the funniest thing? I brought that exact same dress on this trip!

  Spot/Scott : Oh, that is funny! You are a stitch! Anyway, back to poor Scott. He so desperately wants to go to Florid...

  Mrs. Helperman : And I believe I packed that same shade of lipstick, too!

  Spot/Scott : Really? What a coinkidink! Anyway, as I was saying...

  Mrs. Helperman : And those earrings look awfully familiar!

  Spot/Scott : ARE YOU GONNA TAKE HIM OR NOT?... Darlin'.