- Action Fighter: So, you are the infamous Gun Man
- Gun Man: That's right
- Action Fighter: I hear you're good with guns
- Gun Man: I'm not just good; I'm the best
- Action Fighter: I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?
- Gun Man: I kneecapped him and then I killed him
- Action Fighter: Nice
- [the badguys are trying to escape the Tongan Ninja in a car chase]
- Asian Sidekick: Somehow he knows where we are going
- Ninja: Should I stop indicating?
- Tongan Ninja: Marvin!
- Action Fighter: That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter
- Miss Lee: You killed him!
- Tongan Ninja: Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee
- Miss Lee: Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone!
- [Miss Lee runs off]
- Tongan Ninja: Women
- Action Fighter: And then there was this other guy... I gouged out his eyes, swapped them around, and then replaced them... as a joke!