Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

Donnell Rawlings: Announcer, Self - Host, Beautiful, Charlie's Friend, Various, Ashy Larry, Black Bush Cabinet Member, Caller #3, Chris, Crowd Member, Donnell, Faze 2, Jimmy Mackey, Man Outside Club, Man in Pool, Robber, Self, The Mummy, Thug, Truck Driver

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Quotes 

• [holding a machine gun out his car window] 

  Wayne Brady : Brace yourself, nigga!

  Man on Street : Oh shit, it's Wayne Brady!

  [Wayne Brady proceeds to blast man with AK47] 

  Wayne Brady : Riverside, mothafucka!

• Man In Truck : [said at the end of every show]  I'M RICH BIATCH!

• [talking about invading Iraq] 

  President Black Bush : He tried to kill my father, man. I don't play that shit.

  Black Vice President : Say word he tried to kill your father, son.

  President Black Bush : THAT NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHA!

• [while Ice-T is about to reveal the player hater of the year] 

  Beautiful : He looks like a broke-ass Ice-T!

• Phaze 2 : Yo, go in there and get me a Philly blunt son.

  Tron : And a banana Cognac, biotch.

• Chris : Hey Tanisha, it was good seeing you.

  Darius : "Good seeing you?" Good seeing you? That's my girl, nigga! I keep it real!

• [Black people receive reparations for slavery] 

  Reporter : Sir, now that you've got your check do you plan on quitting your job driving this truck?

  Man In Truck : Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH!

  [honks horn] 

• [while beating up Hitler] 

  Beautiful : Hitler's momma got one big titty and one little titty. They call the bitch 'Biggie Smalls'!

• Miss Harvey : Look at that, Calvins got a job! Hey, Calvin!

  Calvin : Hey Miss Harvey! Just got my first paycheck.

  Miss Harvey : That's good, Calvin very good!

  Neighbor : Way to go young brotha, gettin' paid, gettin' paid.

  Thug #3 : Yo, I heard Calvin got a job.

  Thug #1 : Man, I'm proud of him!

  Thug #2 : [pulling ski mask over his face]  Let's rob that nigga, man.

• Charlie Murphy : Hey man. Wheres Dave?

  Neal Brennan : Africa.

  Donnell Rawlings : Africa?

  Neal Brennan : Yep.

  Donnell Rawlings : Oh no. I'm broke biotch!

  [Donnell faints but Charlie catches him]