Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003 Video Game)
Kevin Michael Richardson: Jolee Bindo
Quotes
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Jolee Bindo : We only got caught once. A lone Ukatish frigate shot us down and forced a crash landing. I thought the Force had abandoned me, as I remember.
Revan : Well, that was pretty stupid of you.
Jolee Bindo : Hmph. As I recall, I'm not the only person in this conversation who's been shot down out of the sky recently.
Jolee Bindo : Well, as it happens, getting shot down turned out to be very fortunate. That was the day that I...
Revan : That was the day you what?
Jolee Bindo : Well, that... that was the day I met my wife.
Revan : Your wife? You were married?
Jolee Bindo : You know another way to get a wife?
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[being asked if Revan wants to really join the Sith Academy, Yuthura asks who his companions are]
Revan : Er... It's nothing, just my slaves.
Jolee Bindo : My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir.
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Sith Recruit : Do you know how many Sith there are on this planet?
Jolee Bindo : Twelve! No, wait! Thirteen!
Canderous Ordo : Nice one, old man.
Jolee Bindo : What can I say? It takes effort to be properly irreverent at my age.
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Revan : How young are we talking?
Jolee Bindo : Well, let's just say I was a strapping young lad with a full head of hair, and Coruscant was a small town with a well, heh heh.
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Jolee Bindo : You know, you remind me of someone I used to know. Promising young man, great destiny. Breath like a bantha.
Revan : Did you annoy this person endlessly, too?
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Jolee Bindo : You know the problem with the youth nowadays? They are YOUNG!
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Jolee Bindo : But from now on you can just think of me as any other non-Jedi in our little group - with a light saber. And Force powers.
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Jolee Bindo : Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait uh, what was this about, anyway?
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Freyyr : Please human, will you help me? I'm dying...
Revan : [Dark Side response] You are not worthy! Why should I help you, weakling?
Jolee Bindo : Nice... REAL nice. Maybe later we can find some insects to pull the legs off of, hmm?
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Sunry : All I did was kill a Sith! How many have you killed? Hundreds? Thousands?
Jolee Bindo : That's different, Sunry, and you know it! We don't kill them in cold blood while they sleep!
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Jolee Bindo : Well, I'll be a Wookiee's uncle.
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Jolee Bindo : The Council was never very happy with willful, brash Jolee Bindo, you see. Even less so when I began my smuggling career.
Revan : *You* were a smuggler?
Jolee Bindo : Don't look at me like that, dammit! I wasn't always the wrinkled coot I am now, you know. I can still fight, too, so wipe off that smirk I see there.
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Jolee Bindo : [Grumbling] Bah! I don't want to talk about this anymore! My jaw aches!
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[a tach is a 40 cm tall grass eating animal]
Jolee Bindo : [after a long conversation] Now let's get moving, shall we? If you stood still for so long on Kashyyyk, a tach would eat you!
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Jolee Bindo : I didn't say I left the Jedi Order. IT left ME.
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Jolee Bindo : [during battle] I'm never too old for THIS!
