A Cinderella Story (2004)
Bradley Joseph: David
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Quotes
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Austin : Sam! Okay, I know you think that I'm just some...
Sam : Coward? Phony?
Austin : Okay, just listen.
Sam : No, you listen. You turned out to be exactly who I thought you were. I never pretended to be somebody else. It's been me all along. And it was me who was hurt in front of everybody. Look, I didn't come here to yell at you, okay? I came to tell you that I know what it feels like to be afraid to show who you are. I was, but I'm not anymore. And the thing is, I really don't care what people think about me... because I believe in myself. And I know that things are gonna be okay. But even though I have no family, and no job, and no money for college... it's you that I feel sorry for.
David : Heads up! Yo, five minutes.
Austin : I'm coming!
Sam : I know that guy that sent those emails is somewhere inside of you, but I can't wait for him... because waiting for you is like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
[walks away]
Austin : SAM!
[punches locker]
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David : [Austin is sticking ads everywhere to find his Cinderella] Dude, why are you going through all this trouble for one chick?
Austin : Look, she's not just some chick, all right? She was real.
Ryan : Real. Like, she still had her old nose?
Austin : No, real. The kind of girl who has more on her mind than what she wears, or how much weight she wants to lose. She listens to me, you know?
David : Listens yo you? Hey, brother, I listen to you, okay? I feel your pa...
[gets distracted by a girl passing by, then talks to the girl]
David : ...Hello, kitty!
Austin : Yeah, you're a great listener.
David : Well...
Ryan : Look, man, you found her cellphone. You just gotta get some clue from that.
Austin : The phone's locked. All I keep getting's these text messages like, "I need you", and "Come see me now."
David : Oh dude, it's so hot.
Austin : See, that's what I thought. Until I got one that said, "Come fix fryer".
David : Oh, dude, that's hot AND kinky, baby! You know what I'm saying? Can I get one? Let me get a pound, baby.
Austin : [looks at David disapprovingly]
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Shelby : [Shelby and her friends are looking at the menu, looking what they want to eat] Why do I have the feeling that I won't be able to get a Zone Meal here?
Madison : I already ate.
David : Madison, laxatives don't qualify as a food group. Surprised you didn't know that.
Shelby : [to David] Stop it!
[sees Sam coming toward them]
Shelby : Well! If it isn't Diner Girl!
Sam : [reluctantly taking Shelby's order] What can I get you guys?
Shelby : What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
Sam : Water.
Ryan : [Shelby smirks at Sam nastily, as the boys laugh] Water? Feisty!
Madison : [Madison looks at Sam, confused] Was that supposed to be a joke?
Austin : [chuckling] It was funny!
Shelby : [smirks at Sam and orders her drink] I'll have a Voss.
Sam : [looking at Shelby, confused] Excuse me?
Caitlyn : [scoffing at Sam] It's water. From Norway?
Shelby : [to her friends and Austin's friends laughing] She's the worst!
[scoffs]
Shelby : [to Shelby] Sorry, we only have water from the Valley.
Shelby : Oh. Well, then I'll have an iced tea.
David : [Sam jots it down on the notepad] Make that two!
[to Sam, as a joke]
David : And you know, I'm still waiting on that breakfast burrito, Diner Girl!
Madison : [Shelby's friends and Austin's friends laugh at Sam as she gets the drinks. Madison shoos her away] See ya!
Shelby : [about Sam] She is *so* not getting a tip!
Austin : [turning to Shelby] Shelby, we really need to talk... privately.
Shelby : Anything you say to me, you can say in front of my peeps.
[Madison and Caitlyn, as well as Ryan and David lean forward to hear what Austin has to say]
Austin : Okay.
[Shelby looks at Austin]
Austin : I want to break up.
Shelby : [shocked at the fact Austin is dumping her] What?
David : [about the breakup] Ouch!
Caitlyn : [Madison is shocked] That was harsh!
Shelby : [to Austin, asking why he dumped her] Are you in love with somebody else?
Austin : [smiling] I think so!
Caitlyn : [to Austin] No way!
Ryan : [to Austin] What? Who, bro?
Austin : [to Ryan] I don't know.
[to Shelby, with the "Just friends" speech]
Austin : But we can still be...
Shelby : [points her finger at Austin, warning him not to say it] *Don't* say the word "friends"! Now, fortunate for you, I'm gonna... overlook this mental breakdown of yours. Look, just chill out, we're gonna get ready for the dance, and; I'll see you there. Hmm?
[Shelby and her friends leave the table]
Ryan : [to Shelby and her friends] Later. Late!
David : [amazed he did that to Shelby] That went well, bro!
Ryan : No, she took it well!
Austin : Good looking out.
David : [Austin and his friends leave the table. David says to Sam] Later, Diner Girl!
Ryan : [to Sam] Too late!
Sam : [Austin is about to give Sam a tip, but she dismisses it as she comes back with the drinks] Oh, don't worry about it.
Rhonda : [Sam comes back to Rhonda and puts the iced teas on the bench]
[Rhonda refers to Shelby and her friends]
Rhonda : You know, those kids remind me of why I used to fight in school.
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David : [at the Halloween party, David is trying to hit on Shelby, after Austin dumped her] 'Sup girl?
Shelby : [cringing] What are you supposed to be?
David : A Three Musketeer.
Shelby : You don't look like a candy bar!
David : Right. Look, now that you and Austin are toast, OK, why don't *we* have our *own* little party?
Shelby : [disgusted] Ewww! Back off, David!
David : [trying to push Shelby into kissing her] Come on, Shelby! I know you like me!
Shelby : [Shelby is being pushed by David] No, stop it! No! No, stop it! *Stop*!
Carter : [Carter as Zorro, pushes in between Shelby, trying to stop David] The lady said, "Stop"!
David : [to Carter] Oh yeah?
Carter : Yeah!
David : [takes Carter's costume sword] Gimme that!
[snapping the sword in half as Carter mutters "Oh God!"]
David : I think I just saw your life flash before your eyes!
Carter : [going past Shelby, trying to run away] Oh yeah? Well, did you see the part where I run away?
[throws the sword at David, then climbs on top of the stage railing, flips his Zorro hat, whips his hat then jumps down. Pause]
Carter : That was awesome!
David : [to Carter from distance] Oh, you're dead, Taco Boy!
Carter : [Carter flips his hat to two girls] Ladies.
David : [chasing Carter] You're MINE!
Carter : [saying to several people trying to get them out of the way] Move over please!
David : [David has cornered Carter at the bar] Whoo-whoo! It's over dude!
Carter : Oh yeah?
Carter : Yeah!
Carter : Well I hate to tell you this, "dude"; but I starred in Pirates of Penzance three summers in a row!
David : Oh yeah?
Carter : [preparing to open the bar door] Say hello to Act 2, Scene 1!
[Carter opens the door, with Shelby running toward Carter, her new hero; as a pumpkin flies through the air and lands on top of his head. Shelby whispers to Carter in his ear and Carter smiles and nods]
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Madison : [noticing Carter's car lingering, and Sam and Carter hanging around] Eww!
[pointing to Shelby]
Madison : Stalkerazzi at 3 o'clock.
Shelby : [Shelby scoffs and then speaks through the megaphone] The White Zone is for cool people only.
[shaking her head]
Shelby : No geeks!
[Shelby winks at Sam and Carter as Caitlyn & Madison giggle to themselves]
David : [to Sam] Hey, uh, Diner Girl; can I get a breakfast burrito to go? Thank you.
