Wimbledon (2004)

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau: Dieter Prohl

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• Dieter Prohl : I suppose, in a few thousand years, the English will evolve webbed feet.

  Peter Colt : Yes, just about the same time the first German evolves a sense of humor.

  Dieter Prohl : No, no, no. That's unfair. Many times I make you laugh.

  Peter Colt : No, I'm laughing at you, not with you.

  Dieter Prohl : Ha, ha.

• Peter Colt : Ajay Bhatt, ever heard of him?

  Dieter Prohl : Yeah, yeah, yeah - sitting over here.

  [points] 

  Peter Colt : Oh, my God! Shouldn't he be off discovering masturbation somewhere?

• Dieter Prohl : And like all young men, he must first be taught the lesson of humility.

• Dieter Prohl : I... have a new theory of our life of tennis.

  Peter Colt : Tell me.

  Dieter Prohl : Well, it's simple, really. You... hit the ball back over the net, as hard, and as deep... and as often as possible.

  Danny Oldham : Sorry to disturb you, Peter. The Members have invite you to use the number one dressing room.

  Peter Colt : Oh, no, thank you, Danny. I think I'd rather stay here.

  Danny Oldham : Right. That's what I told 'em you'd say.

  Dieter Prohl : Good luck, my friend.

• Dieter Prohl : Congratulations, my friend.

  Peter Colt : Thank you, but I think my countrymen hate me.

  Dieter Prohl : WHAT?

  Peter Colt : I just destroyed their best hopes of winning a championship.

  Dieter Prohl : Ah ridiculous, everyone loves a winner.

  Peter Colt : Everybody but the Brits!