Scary Movie 4 (2006)
Anna Faris: Cindy
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Quotes
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Brenda : [having a nightmare] Lil' Kim- Lil' Kim got my sandwich. Look out- Russell Crowe's got a phone! R.Kelly, don't pee on me! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! Where are we?
Cindy Campbell : I'm not sure, but I think were close. It's supposed to be near mile 62.
Brenda : Is something wrong?
Cindy Campbell : No, it's just... I met this guy, and I wonder if he's safe. Oh, you'd love him, Brenda.
Brenda : What's his name? I might've already loved him.
Cindy Campbell : Tom Ryan.
Brenda : Yeah, did him. Big, fat Chinese guy?
Cindy Campbell : No... No.
Cindy Campbell : [relieved] But he is the kind of guy I'd like to share the rest of my life with.
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[From Trailer]
Tom Ryan : [after hitting Cindy with a baseball] Oh, hey, I'm sorry!
Cindy Campbell : Oh, it's okay. I've taken balls to the face before.
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[Unrated Version]
Tom Ryan : I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell : I did. What exactly is an "cock monger"?
Tom Ryan : That's not important right now.
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Cindy Campbell : That last lightning bolt smelled like...
Rachel : ...A giant turd...
Tom Ryan : Yeah... the lightning...
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Cindy Campbell : Oh, Brenda, I know you'd love him.
Brenda Meeks : What's his name, I may have already loved him.
Cindy Campbell : Tom Ryan.
Brenda Meeks : Yep, did him. Big Chinese dude, right?
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Cindy Campbell : Last night I saw a face.
Tom Ryan : Did it have a nose?
Cindy Campbell : Well... yeah.
Tom Ryan : That does sound like a face.
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Cindy Campbell : [to Tom] I was married once...
Cindy's Husband : [Flashback] Get out the way, bitch!
Cindy Campbell : Don't call me no bitch! You ain't shit!
Cindy's Husband : Shut yo ass up, snow ho!
[Cindy throws glass bottle]
Cindy Campbell : [flashback ends] Well, actually, married twice.
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Saw Villain : Let the game begin.
Cindy Campbell : I... I don't get.
Saw Villain : Okay... maybe this will help you "see."
[a knife comes out from the wall]
Cindy Campbell : You want me to cut something?
Saw Villain : That should be obvious, yes.
[she goes to cut her wrist]
Saw Villain : No.
[she reaches out to cut Brenda's shoulder]
Saw Villain : No! The key is behind your eye, okay?
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Tom Ryan : I'm not a very good father. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell : I did. What exactly is a "taint-licker"?
Tom Ryan : That's not important right now.
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Tom Ryan : I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.
Cindy Campbell : I did. What exactly is an "Ass Clown"?
Tom Ryan : That's not important right now.
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Brenda Meeks : [after greeting Cindy] Cindy! Oh, it's been so long.
Cindy Campbell : Brenda, I thought you were dead.
Brenda Meeks : Oh, I thought you were dead, too!
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Cindy Campbell : Oh, my God!
Mr. Koji : Don't mind her. She slip and fall.
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Tom Ryan : [a football just hit Cindy] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
Cindy Campbell : [Raspy voice] It's okay. My throat cushioned the blow.
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Cindy Campbell : Okay Mrs. Norris, time to dig out that dootie bubble...
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Cindy Campbell : It looks like we have a lot in...
Tom Ryan : ...common.
Cindy Campbell : We're already finishing each other's...
Tom Ryan : ...dinner!
Cindy Campbell : ...sentences.
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[Cindy is talking about how Tom's work with the elderly inspired her]
Cindy Campbell : And then what do you say to yourself?
[Tom has a huge erection due to taking too much Viagra pills, then a cat jumps on his boner]
Tom Logan : Jesus!
Cindy Campbell : Yes, you can turn to religion.
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Brenda Meeks : Pussy.
Cindy Campbell : Brenda!
Brenda Meeks : What? 50 Cent got shot nine times and he's still walking around!
