Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds (2003 Video Game)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

Quotes 

• [HUGHUCHAGAKK is written on a blackboard] 

  Xander Harris : Okay, guessing this doesn't say, "Surrender, Dorothy". Now I've gotta figure out what it *does* say.

• Xander Harris : Oh, monkey poo.

• Xander Harris : Whoa, hang on. You promised not to beat Ethan to a pulp until I got here.

  Buffy : And now you're here. Let the beating commence.

• [first lines] 

  Buffy : A surprise party? Whose idea was this? I'll kill ya. Not that I appreciate the thought, but who invited the vampires?

  Xander Harris : Don't look at me. I wanted Anya to jump out of the cake. Wait, that was for *my* birthday.

  Buffy : And much as we'd like to hear *that* story.

• Xander Harris : Wait a minute. We're all here for a reason. Well, the rest of us are here because Ethan picked us. And Sid want to get away from the First. But what about Ethan? Maybe this is why he's here.

  Ethan Rayne : Don't look at me. You're trying to keep me from getting the power I've worked all these years for, and you want me to help? You're all daft.

  Buffy : No. I think Xander's right. She's *your* ancestor, Ethan. You've got to take the eyes.

  [Ethan takes the eye and a portal appears in midair] 

  Faith : Now we're cooking with gas.

  [the First appears] 

  The First : [to Buffy]  You are a fool, Slayer. Did you truly think that you could do such a thing, in *this place*, without me knowing your every move?

  Sid the Dummy : You know, for a being that likes a good wager, you seem awful eager to disrupt the contest before it's over.

  The First : Little matchstick man. Do not try my patience. You are not even a part of this contest. The only reason I do not destroy you is that I am savoring the nurturing of hope in your heart, just as I will enjoy bearing witness to the destruction of that hope. Now, Slayer, it is time for the final contest to begin.

  Buffy : [to everyone]  Ready?

  Xander Harris : Can I go home now?

  Buffy : Let's go.

• Xander Harris : Nada. Zip. Zilch. The big goose egg.

• Faith : You did it, B. Thanks for the ringside seat.

  Xander Harris : So what now? How do we get back?

  Willow Rosenberg : It will happen on its own. I can... I can feel this place unraveling.

  Buffy : What about you, Sid? What happens now?

  Sid the Dummy : Now? Now I get to rest, at last. I've heard it said Heaven's different for everyone. For me it's gonna involve cards, babes and whiskey. Maybe I'll try to look up that doll Cassandra when I get there. Fella like me could show a girl like that a real good time.

  [Sid leaves in a flash of light] 

  Buffy : I bet you could, Sid. I bet you could.

• Xander Harris : [finds a medikit]  A medikit, alright! Time to find Anya and play naughty nurse