Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chaos Bleeds (2003 Video Game)

Tom Wyner: Sid the Dummy

Quotes 

• Sid the Dummy : [Buffy is helping Sid into a vent]  Hey, hey, easy on the merchandise, sister. I bruise easy, y'know.

• Xander Harris : Wait a minute. We're all here for a reason. Well, the rest of us are here because Ethan picked us. And Sid want to get away from the First. But what about Ethan? Maybe this is why he's here.

  Ethan Rayne : Don't look at me. You're trying to keep me from getting the power I've worked all these years for, and you want me to help? You're all daft.

  Buffy : No. I think Xander's right. She's *your* ancestor, Ethan. You've got to take the eyes.

  [Ethan takes the eye and a portal appears in midair] 

  Faith : Now we're cooking with gas.

  [the First appears] 

  The First : [to Buffy]  You are a fool, Slayer. Did you truly think that you could do such a thing, in *this place*, without me knowing your every move?

  Sid the Dummy : You know, for a being that likes a good wager, you seem awful eager to disrupt the contest before it's over.

  The First : Little matchstick man. Do not try my patience. You are not even a part of this contest. The only reason I do not destroy you is that I am savoring the nurturing of hope in your heart, just as I will enjoy bearing witness to the destruction of that hope. Now, Slayer, it is time for the final contest to begin.

  Buffy : [to everyone]  Ready?

  Xander Harris : Can I go home now?

  Buffy : Let's go.

• Sid the Dummy : Jeez! Took your sweet time. Demons are trying to whittle me down to a toothpick and you five are gallavanting around on your little scavenger hunt.

  Buffy : I'm not sure being eaten by zombie penguins counts as gallavanting.

  Faith : Actually, I'm having a blast. Beats prison hands down. Girl can't get this exercise in stir.

  Spike : Right, look, can we just put the sodding flesh puzzle together and be done with it?

  [They put the body parts together, the body assembles and Cassandra comes back to life] 

  Ethan Rayne : It's true. I can't believe it... my own ancestor, a warrior for the Powers.

  Cassandra Rayne : Cold. Why am I so cold?

• Faith : You did it, B. Thanks for the ringside seat.

  Xander Harris : So what now? How do we get back?

  Willow Rosenberg : It will happen on its own. I can... I can feel this place unraveling.

  Buffy : What about you, Sid? What happens now?

  Sid the Dummy : Now? Now I get to rest, at last. I've heard it said Heaven's different for everyone. For me it's gonna involve cards, babes and whiskey. Maybe I'll try to look up that doll Cassandra when I get there. Fella like me could show a girl like that a real good time.

  [Sid leaves in a flash of light] 

  Buffy : I bet you could, Sid. I bet you could.