D.E.B.S. (2004)

Jill Ritchie: Janet

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Quotes 

• Janet : Everybody's talking about it.

  Amy : About what?

  Janet : How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.

  Amy : You shut up.

  Janet : A gay slut.

  Amy : I'm not gay!

  Janet : Ms. Petrie wants to see you.

• Janet : [the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted]  You *really* need to check your messages.

• Janet : [Janet and Scud catch Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]  Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!

  Scud : [smug tone to Janet]  You owe me fifty bucks.

• Dominique : You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.

  Janet : You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.

• Janet : [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified]  Please don't smoke! Please?

  [looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction] 

  Janet : [to Max]  Tell her not to smoke!

  [looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique] 

  Janet : Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!

  [Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands] 

  Max : This is bullshit!

  Janet : This could not get any worse!

  [Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them] 

  Max : See? Trap.

• Max : Janet! Wake up! We got a lead on Amy!

  Janet : [to herself because she knows Amy's with Lucy willingly]  Oh, God!

  [jumps out of bed] 

  Janet : Oh no no no no no no no...

• Scud : So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted...

  Janet : Yes.

  Scud : I didn't ask you anything yet.

  Janet : Whatever it is, yes.

  Scud : Awesome.

• Janet : So, where're you going to?

  Amy : I think... Barcelona.

  Janet : I'll miss you.

  [pauses] 

  Janet : Can I have your room?

• Janet : I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.

  Amy : Really? Where did you get it?

  Janet : Target.

  Amy : No way.

  Dominique : Silence!

  Janet : [whispering]  They also have it in teal.

• Janet : [looks confused]  What if she really loves her? I mean, what if Lucy really makes her happy?

  [to Max] 

  Janet : If you were really her best friend, you'd probably let her go.

• Amy : Nothing happened.

  Janet : She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!

  Amy : I am not!

  Janet : You violated the prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a *girl*. You're so busted!

• Janet : [watching Amy and Lucy flirt]  Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.

  Scud : You're not wrong

  Janet : Yeah, but my friends, not into that.

  Scud : [under breath]  Right.

• Max : [to Amy]  I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.

  Janet : [under her breath]  Perfect whore!

• Scud : What the hell?

  Janet : I couldn't stop them!

  Scud : [pauses]  You look nice.

  Janet : Thanks.

  [pauses] 

  Janet : What?

  Max : [to Janet]  What are you doing?

  Janet : [to Max]  Nothing!

  [punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious] 

  Janet : Sorry!

• Janet : Have you seen my gun?

• Max : I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.

  Janet : [incredulous]  You too?

• Janet : Oh my god! She almost kissed you! And you almost let her!

  Amy : Drop it!

  Scud : [to Janet]  You owe me fifty bucks.

• Janet : [unhappy]  All I ever want to do is earn my stripes.