- Johnny Lingo: About the girl. If you truly value this girl you must wisely show it. Caring for her with stolen goods would not demonstrate true worth. No, love is a most costly commodity. The more you are willing to pay, the more valuable the prize. The question is, are you willing to pay the price ?
- Young Tama: Yes, I promised I'd go back to take care of her, and I will.
- Johnny Lingo: Well, well... true love, something unfortunately that has escaped me. As you rightly say, a treasure more valuable than gold.
- Young Viane: Where have you been Tama ? We missed you on the beach.
- Young Natiti: He's been spending time with his new girlfriend.
- Young Miriama: I thought I was your girlfriend. I'm still saving my first kiss for you.
- Young Tama: I'd rather kiss a slimely eel than put my lips on yours Miriama.
- Young Miriama: [Mahana laughs] Shut up Mahana you ugly ! Why don't you ever comb your hair ?
- Young Viane: Because she couldn't get one through that rat's nest.
- Young Tama: I like her hair. It's sort of wild, yeah, wild like the sea.
- Chief Steward: From now on, I promise not to refer to you as 'shark bait'.
- Tama: And I promise not to refer to you as 'the shark'.
- Young Tama: Am I in Heaven ?
- Chief Steward: Not quite. You are lucky you washed up when you did. Here, drink this. It is the juice of the noni. It will bring the blood back to your cheeks.
- Malio Chief: We are indeed honored by your visit and look forward to hosting the celebrated Johnny Lingo. In fact, we intend welcoming him with a feast.
- Chief Steward: Please accept the juice of the noni as a gift from Johnny Lingo to the people of Malio Island. A feast will be the perfect opportunity for Johnny to select a bride.
- Johnny Lingo: It's been a long time. I'm looking forward to our trade. Our people's health has benefitted enormously from the noni plant found on your island.
- Crazy Island Chief: Yes, the noni is a treasure. Now I hope you will not disappoint me. I need something unique for the dowry of my son's bride to be.
- Crazy Island Chief: [cups of noni juice are passed to Johnny Lingo and Tama, Tama spills his cup] The boy must pay for his carelessness !
- Johnny Lingo: Forgive my young apprentice for his stupidity, I can assure you it was an innocent mistake.
- Crazy Island Chief: The gods must be appeased, the drink is an offering to them. You people might as well have spat in their faces.