- Sommore: Women are hard on other women! A lady can walk into the club looking just perfect... Another woman will check her out from head to toe, turn around and say "The bitch toenail polish is chipped - she ain't all that!"
- Bruce, Bruce: I don't really have an ending for my act, so when I'm done I usually just drop the mike and walk the fuck off stage.
- [drops the mike and walks off stage]