Strangers with Candy (2005)

Joseph Cross: Derrick Blank

Quotes 

• Sara Blank : How was school today, Derrick?

  Derrick Blank : The coach made me co-captain of the junior varsity squat thrust team!

  Jerri Blank : Way to go, faglick.

  Sara Blank : Jerri, language!

  Derrick Blank : I'll have you know, stump, that the varsity squat thrust team took third in all conference.

  Jerri Blank : And how does that make you not gay?

  Derrick Blank : What are you talking about, troll? We squat together, we spot each other on the workout mat, and we play grab-ass in the showers. How is that gay?

• Jerri Blank : You're such a poo-hole, Derrick.

  Derrick Blank : You're a fat goblin!

  Sara Blank : Derrick...

  Derrick Blank : Well, she is!

  Sara Blank : I KNOW, Derrick. I have eyes.