Strangers with Candy (2005)

Paul Dinello: Geoffrey Jellineck

Quotes 

• Geoffrey Jellineck : You pushed me away!

  Chuck Noblet : I wasn't pushing you away, I was pulling me toward myself.

• Geoffrey Jellineck : In art class today, we decided to break in the new kiln by putting in objects the manual specifically prohibits! I can see why 'car battery' is on the top of the list. I get it now.

• Chuck Noblet : Look Geoffrey, I'm glad you stopped by. I'd like you to leave.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : I'm sorry, what's happening?

  Chuck Noblet : It's over.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : What are you saying, Chuck?

  Chuck Noblet : I need more out of this relationship than I'm willing to put in. I think I deserve better, don't you? Hey, I know this is hard on you. It would be hard on me, too, if I broke up with me. I know what you're losing.

• Geoffrey Jellineck : You look lost. Its okay, you can talk to me. I'm the art teacher. I may be an authority figure, but I have the mind of a child.

  Jerri Blank : Well, today's my first day back at school and I'm a little nervous.

  Geoffrey Jellineck : There's no reason to be nervous. Just remember, the first day of school is the most important day of your whole life. If it doesn't go right, there's no way to get it back. *No way.*