Guess Who (2005)

Mike Epps: The Cab Driver

Quotes 

• [Percy is informed that Simon, his daughter's boyfriend, is the white guy and not the black guy, he thought was Simon] 

  Percy Jones : Well who are you?

  The Cab Driver : Wesley Thompson, that's my cab. But if you're still down with me making your daughter happy... I'm good to go!

• Simon Green : Did you tell him that I'm white?

  Theresa Jones : You're white? You're white! Stop the car!

  [the Cab Driver stops the car and Simon hits his head on the seat and is in pain] 

  Theresa Jones : Simon, are you ok? It was a joke, sir. It was a joke.

  The Cab Driver : Yeah, sister, you are funny.