Carson Daly: Self - Bashee

Quotes 

• 'Father' Adam Carolla : He's the same little kid I put up on my knee so many years ago.

  Carson Daly : Thanks, Padre.

  'Father' Adam Carolla : That wasn't my knee.

• Carson Daly : Kid Rock, that's Pamela Anderson. You two should meet.

• Carson Daly : Andy Dick over there. Andy, you are easily the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Nelly, you're the second ugliest woman I've ever seen.

• [to Jennifer Love Hewitt] 

  Carson Daly : I will always, for the rest of my life, cherish the wonderful, wonderful moments that we had together... back when you were famous.

• Carson Daly : Britney and Fred, finally here together tonight... although I'm sure they'll claim this never happened either.