Jeffrey Ross: Self - Basher of Ceremonies

Quotes 

• Jeffrey Ross : It really is an honor for me, hosting a show in front of all of these extremely talented people... and the Hilton sisters. Isn't it ironic that two sluts would be named after a cheap hotel?

• Jeffrey Ross : What can you really say about Carson Daly that hasn't already been said about that retarded boy that won the lottery?

• Jeffrey Ross : Carson, you look like Dick Clark and Eddie Munster had a baby.

• Jeffrey Ross : You know you're white bread, Carson, right? You shit croutons.