Malice in Wonderland (2009)
Pam Ferris: Doochey
Quotes
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Doochey : Well, what are you doing at my desk?
Alice : I'm trying to get to the party.
Doochey : Ah, yes, I've been invited, but I shan't go.
Alice : Why not?
Doochey : I like my head where it is. On my shoulders. The invitation is yours, in exchange for one thing. Knowledge.
Alice : Of what?
[shakes her head]
Doochey : You.
Alice : But... Look, I don't know anything about me.
[shakes her head]
Doochey : Oh, you make my gossip nose twitch like... freshly-peppered soup!