Crash (I) (2004)

Dato Bakhtadze: Lucien

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• Lucien : You watch the Discovery Channel?

  Anthony : Not a lot.

  Peter : They got some good shit on that channel.

  Lucien : Every night there is a show with somebody shining a little blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him!

  [pauses] 

  Lucien : Psst. Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel?

  Anthony : No.

  Lucien : Then get the fuck outta my shop.