- 1st boy in bar: Of course,
- [Kubrick]
- 1st boy in bar: left his calling card in 2001: A Space Odyssey. But none of us recognised it.
- 2nd boy in bar: 2001?
- 1st boy in bar: Yes. HAL, the computer. Camp as a row of tents. Positively Danny Debonair with that voice. That's why he killed the astronaut, wanted to be alone with the other beefcake.
- 2nd boy in bar: Oh. What's he working on now... Kubrick?
- 1st boy in bar: He's doing a remake of that Julie Christie film, 'Darling.' She's a boy this time. They wouldn't let John Schlesinger get away with *that* in the 1960s.
- 2nd boy in bar: Sounds captivating.
- 1st boy in bar: It is dear. Very captivating. And I've got a rather juicy part in it. It'll be goodbye soaps for moi.
- 2nd boy in bar: Well... they do say in Hollywood, the only way to the top is through the bottom.
- Jasper: When you told me that you lost your limited edition Mont Blanc pen that Tom Cruise had given you, I thought that the very least I could do is to replace it.
- Alan Conway: Oh! Jasper, I'm so touched. You are too kind.
- Jasper: I'm so pleased that *you* are pleased.
- Alan Conway: Look at it! It's wonderful... do you have the receipt?