Mean Creek (2004)
Trevor Morgan: Rocky
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Quotes
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Marty : Woo. Ah, ya... Nothing beats a good piss in the river. Except of course a good ole romping session of a stupid, ugly, dumb, pathetic piece of shit.
Rocky : Yeah, about that - I wanna call it off.
Marty : I'm not laughing.
Rocky : Dead serious.
Marty : You mean to tell me that you get me all juiced up over this, I steal my mother's car and come down here on a Saturday, when I could be at home, watching television? I'm out here on this river with a bunch of munchkins who are sober as hell and bringing me down... and now you tell me that we don't even get to do what we came here for?
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Jasper : What are the paddles for?
Marty : We're going cow spanking.
Jasper : Cow spanking? What's that?
Marty : It's like cow tipping, only we spank.
Jasper : Really.
Rocky : Come on let's get this stuff and get out of here.
Jasper : While you boys are out cow spanking, Kile and I are gonna go pussy huntin'.
Marty : Good for you, Jasper.
Kile : [smacks Marty in the head] Hey, don't get sassy with my boy.
Jasper : You ever been pussy hunting?
[Kile holds a balloon up to Marty's face and squeezes it, so it looks like two pulsating balls]
Jasper : I didn't think so. You know how I knew? You got to have bait to catch one.
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Marty : Hey, you guys ever hear when Rocky and I were kicking out here? We got some poison oak on our hands.
Rocky : This is a disgusting story.
Marty : Anyway, so we're out here and we got some poison oak on our hands. With all the beers we were drinkin' naturally we had to take a piss. Now I don't know if you're hip, Millie, but when a guy pisses he has to hold his pisser in his hands like so.
[Marty turns around to face Millie and uses both hands to hold a huge imaginary penis]
Millie : Thanks, Marty.
Marty : No, I'm not finished yet. Next morning when we woke up we both had totally chapped rashin' nuts!
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Clyde : If anything, it's a beautiful day.
George : It smells like cherry blossoms.
Millie : How do you know what cherry blossoms smell like?
George : I know what they smell like!
Rocky : Does anybody really know what a cherry blossom is?
George : Duh, it's a blossom on a cherry.
Rocky : I don't know. I thought it was a blossom all on it's own. What do you think, Marty?
Marty : I think I'm bored as fuck.