White Chicks (2004)

Jessica Cauffiel: Tori

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Quotes 

• [dressed as Tiffany Wilson, Marcus and the girls lay peacefully on a sunny beach] 

  Tori : I am so glad I got waxed today.

  Karen : Ugh, me too. What did you get?

  Tori : The Bald Eagle.

  Karen : I got the Bermuda Triangle.

  Lisa : The Landing Strip.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  I got the Buckwheat.

  Karen : Eww, that's sick.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day!

  [shadow falls over body] 

  Marcus Copeland : Oh my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!

  Latrell Spencer : Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.

• Karen : Oh my god, you guys. Heath is here. What should I do?

  Tori : Karen, I don't understand what you see in him. He's an out-of-work actor living in a share house. And he drives a 3 Series BMW.

  Karen : Tori, I really think that you need to cut Heath a little bit of slack. His aunt died three years ago and he really needs new headshots. He's just going through a really rough time right now. Okay?

• [Last lines] 

  Marcus Copeland : Hey girls!

  Karen : Hi.

  Tori : So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?

  Kevin Copeland : Yes, we were, but we was just doing our job. I just hope you guys aren't too pissed off at us.

  Karen : We're so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like... so much more when you were them.

  [laughing] 

  Karen : So much more!

  Lisa : So I guess this means we won't be hanging out anymore.

  Kevin Copeland : Aw, don't say that. Of course, we will. We'll hang out.

  Marcus Copeland : Yeah, we're all gonna get together and we're gonna go...

  Marcus Copeland , Karen , Tori , Kevin Copeland , Lisa : SHOPPING!

• Karen : Way to get us sat at the losers' table. I thought you had it all hooked up.

  Tori : Excuse me. I do have a hook-up. Don't blame me. Blame Little Miss Def Jam over here, who had to go Yo' mama on the Vandergelds. We could have be finished in this town.

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Someone had to stand up to those guys.

  Lisa : They're the it girls. That's the way it's always been.

  Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson]  Whatever.