White Chicks (2004)

Rochelle Aytes: Denise Porter

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• [disguised as Brittany Wilson, Kevin meets Denise] 

  Kevin Copeland : Hi, my name is...

  Denise Porter : Brittany Wilson, of course.

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Yeah. How'd you know. Brittany Wilson. Yeah.

  Denise Porter : Well, it's my job to know. Your publicist, Tori, has been calling me nonstop about setting up an interview.

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  If I would've known you were so beautiful, I probably would've called you myself.

  Denise Porter : Well, if I wasn't mistaken, I'd think you were flirting with me, Miss Wilson.

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  Me? Flirting with you? A girl? Never!

  [hits Denise] 

  Kevin Copeland : Sorry, honey. Only beef.

  Denise Porter : Boy, you're really strong, aren't you?

  Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]  It's from all that protein.

  [hits Denise again] 

• Denise Porter : [finishing her report]  I'm Denise Porter. Good night.

  Kevin Copeland : [approaching to Denise]  Denise, hi. I'm Kevin Copeland. I'm an FBI agent. I make $30,000 a year after taxes. I don't drive a Bentley, I don't have a house on the hill, but I'd really like to take you out.

  Denise Porter : Are you kidding me? Any man who would jump in front of a bullet for me... can definitely take me on a date.

• Denise Porter : [telling her story to Kevin/Latrell]  So, no. I jump over the fence, fall. I scrape my knee...

  Kevin Copeland : Get outta here.

  Denise Porter : No, seriously, listen. I scrape my knee. I get chased by the cops and I spend the night in jail.

  Kevin Copeland : That's insane. You did all that just to find J-Lo and Ben's hideaway?

  Denise Porter : I can't help it. You know, investigative journalism is my passion.

  Kevin Copeland : So how'd you end up writing puff pieces for the local news.

  Denise Porter : Unfortunately, I made some enemies, and ended up getting fired from my last job.

  Kevin Copeland : What happened?

  Denise Porter : Believe me, you don't want to know about that.

  Kevin Copeland : Look, I spent all night talking about myself. Sometimes it's good for a man to just sit back and listen.

  Denise Porter : Well, since you put it that way. I did this piece on Warren Vandergeld. Him and his partners tried to swindle a guy.

  Kevin Copeland : You talking about Ted Burton?

  Denise Porter : Yeah, how did you know that?

  Kevin Copeland : It was in the paper. I read about it.

  Denise Porter : But what they didn't report in the paper, was that Burton was 10 times smarter than all of them. He embezzled millions and stashed it in an offshore account. When Vandergeld heard the story was going to break, he didn't want to be embarrassed. Well, there goes my job. You know, you're a good listener. It seems like you have the whole package.