Monster Island (2004 TV Movie)

Daniel Letterle: Josh

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• Josh : My sister's the devil.

  Andy : Send me to hell.

• [Eightball pulls a machete out of the back of his pants] 

  Stack : You carry that thing in your shorts?

  Eightball : [nodding]  Uh-huh.

  Josh : No holster?

  Eightball : [shaking his head]  Uh-uh.

  Chase : How do you sit?

  Eightball : [whispering]  That's the discipline.

• Chase : Um, Krueger... what should we do now?

  Josh : Stay here and be still. Maybe she's had her fill of ass-kicking today.

• Josh : This is a piece of her dress. She's here. She's here!

  Stack : ...and she may be naked.

• Andy : Jen really wanted to win this. You've got to respect initiative like that.

  Josh : You're blinded by lust, Andy. Hitler had initiative. The Republicans have initiative.

  Stack : Martha Stewart.

  Josh : Right.

  Stack : Yeah.

• Carmen Electra : You didn't mail me a six-foot nude sculpture of myself made out of rubber cement?

  Josh : No, I made mine outta silly putty.

• Josh : Those fascists made me paint my face and make God's eyes!