Monster Island (2004 TV Movie)

Joe MacLeod: Stack

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• Stack : Bear mace?

  Andy : Brass knuckles?

  Jen : Nobody messes with Jen unless Jen wants to messed.

• [Eightball pulls a machete out of the back of his pants] 

  Stack : You carry that thing in your shorts?

  Eightball : [nodding]  Uh-huh.

  Josh : No holster?

  Eightball : [shaking his head]  Uh-uh.

  Chase : How do you sit?

  Eightball : [whispering]  That's the discipline.

• Jen : What is it?

  Andy : P-P- It's a praying mantis.

  Jen : What's it praying for?

  Stack : Little kids lost in the woods.

• Josh : This is a piece of her dress. She's here. She's here!

  Stack : ...and she may be naked.

• Stack : Now, that's a big banana.

• Andy : Jen really wanted to win this. You've got to respect initiative like that.

  Josh : You're blinded by lust, Andy. Hitler had initiative. The Republicans have initiative.

  Stack : Martha Stewart.

  Josh : Right.

  Stack : Yeah.

• Stack : You want some monkey?

• Stack : You know, I don't recall electing ass-boy "Island Leader".