Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005 Video)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : Kids, your mother and I have decided that we are gonna help you two get out in to dating world.
Lois Griffin : That's right. Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat.
Chris Griffin : Why you gotta break balls?
Peter Griffin : And Meg when I get through with you, you're gonna be beating guys off with both hands!
Meg Griffin : This is gonna be so fun!
Peter Griffin : Hey! Zip it! Rule number one: No speaky until the *man* speaky to *you*.
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Chris Griffin : Mom! Look at me!
[jumps in pool]
Chris Griffin : How was that?
Lois Griffin : Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.
Chris Griffin : You were in the Olympics?
Lois Griffin : No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.
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Chris Griffin : Mom, Meg reckons Omar Sharif is dead but I think she thinking of Anthony Quinn.
Lois Griffin : Chris, your father and I are in the tub! And Meg, you are thinking of Anthony Quinn.