The Legend of Zorro (2005)

Julio Oscar Mechoso: Frey Felipe

Quotes 

• Frey Felipe : Maybe you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomach.

  Don Alejandro de la Vega : Maybe you should wear lipstick if you're gonna act like my mother.

• Frey Felipe : Do you want her back?

  Don Alejandro de la Vega : Of course I want her back.

  Frey Felipe : And will you take him back?

  Elena : If I must.

• Frey Felipe : Don't bother coming to confession because I'll never forgive you.

  Don Alejandro de la Vega : You blackmail my soul, eh?

  Frey Felipe : Hell yes.

• Frey Felipe : Why aren't you in school?

  Joaquin : But, padre, what if Zorro comes?

  Frey Felipe : If he does, I'll make sure he carves a 'Z' on your backside. How's that?

  Joaquin : [smiles and gasps]  Really?

  Frey Felipe : Get outta here!

• Frey Felipe : I need one vice to stay in touch with sinners.

• Frey Felipe : Well, I'm pooped.

• Frey Felipe : Do you want her back?

  Don Alejandro de la Vega : Of course I want her back.

  Frey Felipe : And you take him?

  Elena : If I must.