Dave the Barbarian (2004–2005)
Erica Luttrell: Candy, Dinky, Glimia, Barbarian Woman, Big Hair Gal, Cute Li'l Girl, Filthy Pixie, Shoppin' Gal
Quotes
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : I had that dream again. You know. The one where I do obscene things to penguins with a croquet mallet.
Candy : We definitely need to get you out of the stable more.
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Storyteller, Twinkle the Marvel Horse : ...For it is they, they who will suffer!
Candy : Whatever. Can we go now?
[pause]
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Candy : He was your first owner?
[pointing to Argon]
Candy : Psshaw, you're like, 20,000 years old.
Lula the Magic Sword : [preparing to fire energy beam]
[shouts]
Lula the Magic Sword : What's your point?
Candy : Uhh... you don't look a day older than 16,000.
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Candy : Could I BE a bigger freak?
Lula the Magic Sword : Based on your genetics, I'd say the prospects are terrific.
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Candy : Don't mess with the prin-cess.
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Candy : Ooh, the new goats are in.
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Candy : Okay, I've figured out a way to get you and Argon back together, but you have to utterly respect my every decision.
Lula the Magic Sword : How about, instead I don't?
Candy : Works for me.