Idiocracy (2006)
Brendan Hill: Secretary of Energy
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Pvt. Joe Bowers : For the last time, I'm pretty sure what's killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.
Secretary of State : But Brawndo's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.
Attorney General : So wait a minute. What you're saying is that you want us to put water on the crops?
Pvt. Joe Bowers : Yes
Attorney General : Water. Like out the toilet?
Pvt. Joe Bowers : Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
Secretary of State : But Brawndo's got what plants crave.
Attorney General : It's got electrolytes.
Pvt. Joe Bowers : Okay, look. The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working. Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
Secretary of Energy : Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Secretary of State : Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?