- [the farmer's sexy daughter, Josephine, crawls under the dining table and begins giving Dime a blowjob by surprise]
- Mother Libby: This darling young man has volunteered to say grace.
- Farmer Joseph: Go ahead, son.
- Dime: [struggling] Uh. Dear lord... thank you for giving us such a, succulent, meal. Bless us, and please forgive us for anything that we've done... or are doing right now. Do it, don't stop loving us, don't stop baby, please, don't stop. Uhh... And let us... swallow our sins and... oh... oh, Christ... OH, CHRIST! Praise Jesus!
- Farmer Joseph: Praise Jesus. Feels good don' it... how a good prayer leaves ya drained. OK, let's eat! Pass the meat!
- [after crawling under the dining table to give Dime a blow job by surprise, the farmer's sexy daughter, Josephine, suddenly does then does cunnilingus on Jill]
- Jill: Oh, my God...
- Sasha: Jill...
- Mother Libby: Are you okay?
- Jill: Hmm? Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh. Oh... oh, God.
- Mother Libby: Joseph, something strange is going on.
- Jill: Oh!
- Farmer Joseph: Wait a second. I know what's happening here...
- Jill: Oh... oh, oh...
- [referring to the unseen Josephine]
- Jill: Fuck you!
- Farmer Joseph: Libby, call the exorcist. These kids are possessed! And get my gun!
- Nick: No, no, no, sir, I assure you...
- Jill: Ohhhhhh, shit!
- Farmer Joseph: Now, that's it. Everybody out! Out, out!
- [when they're outside]
- Farmer Joseph: And take Lucifer with you!
- [shoots his gun in the air]
- [after meeting two older cowgirl women in their motel's bar, they both invite Tyler to their room. They then tell him to lie down and surprise him by tying him up to the bed]
- Tyler: Whatever you're doing back there, just... be careful because I bruise easy.
- Karma: What do you think, Claire? Should we use the baby carrot or the Excalibur?
- Tyler: Oh, baby carrot. Baby carrot.
- Claire: Gosh, honey, it looks like we left the carrot at home. Too bad. So very, very sad. Load me up.
- [Karma raises up the Excalibur and Claire oils it up]
- Tyler: Oh, dear Lord.
- Tyler: [overheard by Nick and Sasha from their room moments later with sounds of Tyler's bed banging in the background] This is great. Oh!
- Tyler: Remember, it's just like porn. Four positions, three minutes on each one and then go for the face.