- Eddie: [the top-ranked character, mocking the player before a tournament] Maaaannn... you bore me. Here's some money. Call a cab. You'll get home quicker.
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- Eddie: TAXI!
- Mark Develis: [introduction line] My name is Mark Develis, and I race a Toyota Atlantic series
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- Mark Develis: I worked with the team at EA, tuning the cars for Need for Speed: Underground. I may push the limits of my car on the track, but off it, I drive safely and responsibly. Save the racing for the track, and if you get a need for speed, just play underground.