- Lana Layne: Well I just hope the customs inspections are just as simple as you say they will be.
- Harry Lawrence: Aw Honey, listen, I've never been challenged in over 50 crossings. They will ask us where we were born and we will reply with great courtesy, in the United States. Then they may ask you if you have anything on which duty should be paid, and you will say no, not unless there's a tax on dead husbands.
- Self - Host: Well, I feel they got what they deserved. I don't approve of taking the first husband along on the honeymoon.
- Harry Lawrence: Getting married down there, as you know, is a very trying ordeal, may take us all of 20 minutes.
- Lana Layne: Harry, you make it sound so romantic.
- George Cassidy: Peaches, Honey, I'm tryin' to point out in a friendly way that I'm 100% for community property.
- George Cassidy: This is California, Baby, community property. Well naturally, what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine.