Amazing Stories (TV Series)

Family Dog (1987)

Stan Freberg: Skip Binford

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Skip Binford : [Whispers]  Honey? HONEY? The front door is locked. Could you come down and...

  [porch light goes out] 

  Skip Binford : Ahh I'll go in through the back door.

  Skip Binford : [Dog starts to bark and attacks Skip]  No! NO! STOP! HEEL! DOWN! IT'S ME YOU STUPID ANIMAL!

• Skip Binford : You look great honey.

  Mrs. Bev Binford : Thanks. I had my tips frosted.

• Skip Binford : [after Miss Lestrange brings the dog back from her dog training school]  So? What's the big deal? I mean he doesn't look like a quivering, snarling, white-hot ball of canine terror to me.

  [Miss Lestrange snaps her finger and the dog starts to bark. She snaps her finger again and the dog stops] 

  Miss Lestrange : Cash or charge?