Star Trek: Voyager (TV Series)

Workforce (2001)

Robert Duncan McNeill: Lt. Tom Paris

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• Tom Paris : I had a disagreement with the new Efficiency Monitor. She didn't think my work was very...

  Umali : Efficient?

  Tom Paris : Exactly.

  Umali : Then why should I hire you?

  Tom Paris : Well, there's my natural charm and personality. They'd be a real asset around a place like this where you're trying to attract patrons. I mean, look at you. You haven't been able to tear yourself away from me.

  Umali : There's no one else here.

• Umali : You'd better clean those tables over there. This place is going to be filled with hungry workers as soon as the next shift ends.

  Tom Paris : You won't regret this.

  Umali : Oh, I'm certain I will.

• [the majority of Voyager's crew has been brainwashed, not recognizing each other as who they really are] 

  Tom Paris : Well, then, maybe we could get together during the day sometime, take a walk by the river.

  B'Elanna Torres : [getting up]  I don't think so.

  Tom Paris : Why not? I am a very engaging conversationalist...

  Tom Paris : [notices B'Elanna's bulging belly]  Oh.

  B'Elanna Torres : Yeah. Still wanna get together?

  Tom Paris : You're married.

  B'Elanna Torres : No.

  Tom Paris : Oh.

  B'Elanna Torres : Enjoy your day.

  [smiles smugly and leaves] 

• Tom Paris : Space travel makes me sick.