The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)

Young Indiana Jones and the Phantom Train of Doom (1993)

Ronald Fraser: Donald

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Quotes 

• Donald Parks : You don't appear to know much about trains.

  Indiana Jones : Well, actually, I know a lot about trains. I spend my summers working shoveling coal on trains but that really doesn't teach you much about time tables here in the middle of Africa.

• Donald Parks : I don't suppose you speak German?

  Indiana Jones : Ich spreche viele sprache.

• Indiana Jones : So how did you all end up in the same unit?

  Donald Parks : All us 'creaky old geezers'? When war broke out, nobody would have us, so we formed our own.

  Frederick Selous : Bad thing about growing old, my boy, is the world thinks you're used up, no good to anyone. Bit of a waste, really. You spend your life gaining wisdom and experience, and then nobody wants it.

  Indiana Jones : Yeah, that's great, but we're talking about blowing up a train.

  Donald Parks : True, we're not as fast as we used to be, and the bones do creak from time to time.

  Frederick Selous : [as he and Birdy steal Indy's marshmallow]  But age and treachery will always triumph over youth and speed.

  Big Mac : [amid laughter]  Thanks, kid!

• Indiana Jones : I can't believe we're risking our lives for toilet paper.

  Donald Parks : Leave no outhouse unplundered.

• Indiana Jones : What, are you crazy? That's got to be five hundred yards. Nobody could make that shot.

  Donald Parks : Not true. I'd say there are at least... three people in the world who could.

  Frederick Selous : [taking aim]  I used to be the best shot in Africa once... according to you.

• Frederick Selous : [escaping in a stolen automobile]  Watch out for those motorcycles.

  Donald Parks : They'd better watch out for me.