Louis and the Nazis (2003 TV Movie)

April Gaede: Self

Quotes 

• Louis Theroux : Are there things that they're forbidden, that other kids have, things that you deny them?

  Lynx Gaede : Game Boys. We don't...

  April Gaede : Yeah, I'm not much for the Nintendo, computer games stuff.

  Louis Theroux : What about on racial terms though?

  Lynx Gaede : Oh, we've got Ethnic Cleansing, but we don't play that very often.

  Louis Theroux : What's that?

  April Gaede : That's a computer game that the National Alliance puts out. It's called Ethic Cleansing. It's basically a shoot-em-up computer game in which basically a skinhead goes through a ghetto and shoots blacks and Mexicans.

  Louis Theroux : [to Lynx]  Do you like it?

  Lynx Gaede : [nods]  Mm-hm. It's really hard though, because of course, all the people that you shoot have guns too. They hide in bushes and stuff, they're like perched up on basketball hoops and stuff, and they're climbing in trees and stuff. So, you've gotta watch out and then when you hear the gorilla sound - they make gorilla sounds - it goes "Ooh-ooh-ooh!" like that, and you go "Wee-oo!" like that and then you shoot it.

  Louis Theroux : Is that a good idea do you think, April? It seems a little...

  Lynx Gaede : Vulgar?

  Louis Theroux : OK.

  [April laughs] 

• [April has marked out a swastika on the floor of her kitchen with black tape and her preteen daughters Lamb and Lynx dance around it] 

  Louis Theroux : Sometimes I wonder if you kind of know how that stuff comes across.

  April Gaede : [shrugs]  That's an ancient Ayran good luck symbol.

  Louis Theroux : Do you care about people's feelings?

  April Gaede : Of course I do. I think I'm a pretty empathetic person.

  Louis Theroux : Because, I mean, irrespective of what the political reality is, as you see it, as other people see it... There's just a lot of people who...

  April Gaede : Oh, you mean all the Jews who might be just like really upset at seeing a swastika, so they might be offended?

  Louis Theroux : Why does that make you make to cause more offence?

  April Gaede : See, I'm not doing it to go cause pain to somebody. Just because I find it entertaining to put a swastika on the floor. You told me to act normal, you told me to do stuff that I would normally have done. You know, when my kids and I go to the beach, sometimes we draw swastikas in the sand and you guys are nowhere around. Gee, I wonder why we do that? Maybe because we just want to, because we think it's a neat-looking symbol. You just comprehend it. But you know what's funny? You don't seem to understand my way of thinking but I do somewhat understand your way of thinking because I used to be somewhat of a brainwashed lemming like yourself. No offence.

  [she laughs] 

  Louis Theroux : None taken.

• [Louis meets April's father] 

  Bill Gaede : Right now, all the people have been so politically-correct they wouldn't say shit if they had a mouth full of it. But now the people are beginning to see what's going on and their backbone's beginning to straighten up a little bit and get a little stiffer. All the white people are.

  Louis Theroux : I'm a multiculturalist.

  Bill Gaede : Are ya?

  Louis Theroux : Yeah.

  Bill Gaede : When you get married are you gonna marry a white person or a nigger? Huh?

  April Gaede : What do you usually date? Do you usually date white women?

  Louis Theroux : So far...

  April Gaede : That's what you find attractive.

  Louis Theroux : Does Jewish count as white?

  April Gaede : No.

  Bill Gaede : No, not in our books.

  [he laughs] 

  Louis Theroux : Why not?

  April Gaede : I think we should hope that he marries some Jewess. Won't that be funny?

  Bill Gaede : A JAP. Do you know what a JAP is?

  April Gaede : Yeah, a Jewish American Princess. I hope... Boy, you're gonna be...

  [pinches two fingers together] 

  April Gaede : Boy, she's gonna have you right there.

  Bill Gaede : What's your name?

  Louis Theroux : Louis.

  Bill Gaede : [high-pitched shrill voice]  Louis! Louis, I want a new ring, Louis! Bring me my coffee - tea, Louis! Come and flush the toilet for me, Louis, I can't put the handle down!

• Louis Theroux : [about Lamb and Lynx's indoctrination]  Do you realise what a handicap that will be for them in life?

  April Gaede : No, it won't be.

  Louis Theroux : That they'll be going through life with this dual mindset which is what their mum's told them and how normal people conduct themselves in the world.

  April Gaede : Well, see, but I believe that we're normal and that we're correct and that other people are distorted. So, yes, I understand that I'm raising my children in a perverted world, in a perverted multiculturalist world.

• Louis Theroux : [cutting April off during a rant about her dislike of other races]  I'm not being facetious but have you ever thought about getting some kind of therapy, or something like that? Because what you have is almost like a pathological...

  April Gaede : Have you ever thought about getting therapy and maybe realising how brainwashed you are by multiculturalism?

  Louis Theroux : I feel like I'm pretty well connected to reality.

  April Gaede : Well, see, I feel that I am too.

  Louis Theroux : But you're outvoted.

  April Gaede : Huh?

  Louis Theroux : Basically, you're outvoted.

  April Gaede : What, here?

  Louis Theroux : In civilised thought, yeah, basically.

• [April's 11-year-old twins Lamb and Lynx have just sung a right-wing propaganda song about South Africa] 

  Louis Theroux : Do they...? They don't seem old enough to really know what that's about.

  April Gaede : Well, I've explained it to them some.

  [to the twins] 

  April Gaede : What's the ANC?

  Lamb Gaede : [thinking]  It's, um... African... National... C... African National...

  April Gaede : Congress.

  Lamb Gaede : Congress.

  April Gaede : And what happened in South Africa?

  Lamb Gaede : The... the blacks are killing whites.

  April Gaede : And in Zimbabwe.

  Lamb Gaede : Yeah, and in Z... Binzabwe.

  April Gaede : Zimbabwe.

  Louis Theroux : They seem a little young to get into politics and racial issues, maybe.

  April Gaede : Yeah, but they've got to start sometime.

• Louis Theroux : Would you mind that, April? Would you be cool with that?

  April Gaede : What, with them dating a skinhead?

  Louis Theroux : Yeah, and maybe getting married.

  April Gaede : Yeah, if he was a good hard worker and he wasn't spending his time boozing it up and causing trouble.

  Louis Theroux : To me they seem kind of angry and sociopathic.

  April Gaede : They just don't seem that way to me. Maybe it's because you're just so freaked out when you see people salute. Maybe that's why.

  Louis Theroux : Maybe I'm just not meeting any of the really good ones.

  April Gaede : Maybe.

  Louis Theroux : The marriage material.