The Star of Christmas (2002 Video)
Phil Vischer: Pa Grape (Seymour), Bob the Tomato (Cavis), Percy Pea, Phillipe Pea, Archibald Asparagus (Arthur Hollingshead), Jimmy Gourd (Plumber), Mr. Lunt (Prince Frederick), Mr. Nezzer (Uncle Ebeneezer)
Quotes
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Plumber : [singing] Your pipes are corroded, the water won't drain / Your toilet exploded, you're flushing in vain!
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Faerie Peas , Faerie Peas : [singing] Oh, we are the faerie peas! We like to eat strawberry cheese! Oh, we are the faerie peas of Christmas!
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Cavis : I wonder what a Star of Christmas is, anyway?
Arthur Hollingshead : Beg pardon - were you asking about the Star of Christmas?
Cavis : Uh... yeah?
Arthur Hollingshead : Yes, indeed. The Star of Christmas of Canterbury, one of the finest existing examples of sixth-century metalwork, given by St. Gregory the Great to the monks at Canterbury August 14, 592. This astonishing gold and silver five-point star later decorated the courts of King Edward the Confessor, William the Conqueror, and James the Lethargic before coming to rest at the church you see behind you in 1638.
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Arthur Hollingshead : The star hasn't been publicly displayed since February 12, 1803, due to the perceived security risks from the reigns of King Charles the Greedy and Cedric the I'll-Eat-Anything-Star-Shaped!
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Seymour : Under no circumstances should you use rocket eleven. It has not been tested!
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Seymour : This just keeps gettin' weirder.