Open Season (2006)
Martin Lawrence: Boog
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Quotes
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Elliot : Ian's right, I'm a loser
Boog : No you're not a loser
Elliot : Yes I am!
Boog : No you're not!
Elliot : Yes!
Boog : No!
Elliot : Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck. What do you call that?
Boog : Ahhh... a loser! But check this out... behold the mighty grizzly... I look like a bear, I talk like a bear but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!
Elliot : Thats nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!
Boog : I ride a unicycle for crackers.
Elliot : I have a glass eye.
Boog : I can't snap.
Elliot : I thought log was a colour.
Boog : I can't see my feet!
Elliot : I killed a man!
[Both laugh]
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Boog : The Woo-Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad, I shouldn't, yet I will.
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Elliot : [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog : A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot : Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
[Boog reluctantly goes to the bush]
Elliot : Show us your GRRR face, nature boy!
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[Boog has just found out that he's in the woods]
Boog : Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!
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Boog : [holds Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?
Elliot : Wait, don't tell me, I know this one...
Boog : Timberline is missing!
Elliot : Oh, I was just going to say that.
Boog : My garage is missing. My breakfast, lunch and dinner are missing! My life is missing, and it's all... your... fault!
Elliot : What are you going to do?
[drops him into his hand]
Elliot : AHHHHHHHH!
[realizes that he wasn't falling]
Elliot : Ha ha! you're funny. I was like, "No way" and then I was like, "Uh-huh!" Ha ha ha ha!
[Boog throws him over his shoulder]
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Boog : When I'm a bear-skin rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't going down without a fight.
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Boog : [Eating animal crackers] Yeah, and the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.
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Boog : The woods is no place for a bear!
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Boog : All right, fish. Give it up for Boog!
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Boog : [stumbles into garage and sees Dinkleman staring from his bed] What are you looking at? I told you not to wait up!
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Boog : [after waking up in the wild face-to-face with a flower] Ooooohhh... pretty