Sky High (2005)

Bruce Campbell: Coach Boomer

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Quotes 

• [during Power Placement] 

  Coach Boomer : [to Layla]  You, Flower child. Let's go.

  Layla : I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it.

  Coach Boomer : Well, you're in luck: This is the situation, and I'm demanding it.

  Layla : But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. I think the whole Hero-Sidekick dichotomy only serves to...

  Coach Boomer : Let me get this straight. Are you refusing to show me your powers?

  Layla : Well, it's more complicated than that. I mean...

  Coach Boomer : [shouting loud enough for wind to blow into the students' faces]  SIDEKICK!

  [the bell rings] 

  Coach Boomer : All right, we'll pick it up right after lunch...

  [staring at Will] 

  Coach Boomer : ... starting with you.

• [during Power Placement] 

  Coach Boomer : Did I say you were next?

  Zach : Name's Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard.

  [claps his hands together and opens his arms again slowly. Nothing happens] 

  Coach Boomer : Any day now, superstar.

  Zach : I'm doing it.

  Coach Boomer : Doing what?

  Zach : I'm glowing!

  Coach Boomer : I don't think so.

  Zach : Well, it's easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close...

  Coach Boomer : Sidekick!

  Zach : Are you sure you don't want to just...

  Coach Boomer : [shouting loud enough to throw Zach off his feet]  SIDEKICK!

• Coach Boomer : A guinea pig?

  Magenta : Yep

  Coach Boomer : Not even a swarm of Guinea Pigs?

  Magenta : Uh, no.

  Coach Boomer : Sidekick, shoo!

  Magenta : Bite me!

• Coach Boomer : Did I mention she's not just her twin, but her *evil* twin?

  Mr. Medulla : This Friday, you say?

  Coach Boomer : Medulla, you dog!

• Will Stronghold : [Will Stronghold is in Power Placement, but is embarrassed to admit he doesn't have any powers. He whispers to Boomer in his ear]  What it actually is...

  Coach Boomer : What do you mean you don't know what your power is?

  [Coach Boomer chuckles to himself] 

  Coach Boomer : Oh, I get it. You're messing with the Coach. Just like your old man!

  [Coach Boomer presses the car button] 

  Coach Boomer : Car!

  Will Stronghold : [the car falls on Will Stronghold, practically squashing him, and the students mutter]  ARE YOU INSANE? I don't *have* super strength!

  [the car lifts up from underneath him] 

  Coach Boomer : [Boomer thinks Will has his mom's flying skills]  Oh, I get it! You're a flyer, just like your ma! Why didn't you say so?

  [Coach Boomer presses the springboard and it sends Will flying] 

  Will Stronghold : [Will goes flying through the springboard]  WHOOOOAAAA!

  [Will hits the wall and grunts with the sidekicks coming to his aide] 

  Coach Boomer : [coming over to Will]  Kid, come on! Quit messing around! I haven't got all day! What's your power?

  Will Stronghold : [weakly]  I don't have one!

  Coach Boomer : [finally sees that Will has no powers]  Stronghold.

  [his supersonic yelling echoes throughout the boys' bathroom where Speed and Dash are bullying a student, Penny and Gwen are putting on makeup, Principal Powers catches a vase and out to the school yard] 

  Coach Boomer : SIIIIIDDDDDEEEEE... KICK!

  [echoes] 

  Coach Boomer : [the school bus windows shatter] 

• Coach Boomer : [multiple times, some at thunderous levels]  Sidekick!

• [Medulla is at the Paper Lantern with Coach Boomer and two other women] 

  Twin : You said that?

  Mr. Medulla : Yeah!

  Twin : You're so funny!

  Mr. Medulla : I love life! Thanks for inviting me, Boom.

  Coach Boomer : [sarcastically]  Ha-ha-ha.