The Chumscrubber (2005)
Lou Taylor Pucci: Lee
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Quotes
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Lee : He won't die!
Billy : You are such a pussy.
Lee : ...He's stronger than he looks!
Billy : [laughs towards Lee]
Lee : You do it then!
Billy : No fucking way, Lee!
Billy : [Hands Lee his pocket knife] Here. Take it.
Lee : What if he tries to grab the knife away from me, or something?
Billy : I don't know, just fucking stab him really quick...
Lee : Like where?
Billy : Stab him in the fucking stomach, I don't know!
Lee : He's going to bleed all over the floor, Billy!
Billy : Who fucking cares! Do it!
Lee : [Interrupting] Shut up!
Billy : Come you little pussy! Do it, you bitch!
Lee : ...Don't push me!
Billy : Stab him! Fucking kill him!
[Lee lunges toward Charley]
Charley Bratley : Ow!
Billy : Oh, shit...
Charley Bratley : You stabbed me in the stomach!
Lee : I did it! I did it Billy...
Billy : ...Is it deep?
Lee : Is it deep, Charley?
Charley Bratley : [pauses] Fuck you!
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Billy : [to Charley] Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.
[Charlie weakly hits him]
Billy : No, really come at me like you got a pair.
[Charlie lunges at Billy, who tosses him across the room]
Billy : Good! That was good!
Crystal Falls : Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charley?
Lee : [Interrupting] He's about half your size, man!
Billy : Are you fucking kidding me? We're fucking kidnapping this kid! Am I the only one who fucking remembers that?
Lee : You're such a dick, Billy.
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Mr. Parker : Those kids again, Lee?
Lee : We're doing a group project.
Mrs. Parker : With them, Lee? You think they care what grades you get?
Lee : Mom...
Mr. Parker : Look, son, you let your grades go now, maybe you don't get into a top tier school.
Lee : Yeah.
Mr. Parker : You don't get into a top tier school, maybe you settle for a second-rate job. Maybe you don't have the life you want. Maybe each and every day you wake up, and want to crawl back into bed, and tell the world to go straight to hell.
Mrs. Parker : We're just saying, you've worked too hard to blow it in your last year.
Mr. Parker : We've all worked hard together, Lee. So, what do you say champ? Hop in the car?
Lee : ...It's for school.
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Charley Bratley : So, who are you guys calling?
Lee : Your brother.
Charley Bratley : Who?
Lee : Your brother, Dean.
Charley Bratley : I don't have no brother.
Lee : [pauses] ... Charlie Stiffle?
Charley Bratley : [Shakes his head] Charley Bratley.
